babysit

1.to indure massive amounts of painful boredom, while watching an iratating little child for a set amount of time. reward is generally monetary. Pay is great in DE
2. (VERY RARE)to be alowed to participate in the emenslly enjoyable sport of sitting on young children.

i am going to babysit for 3 hours i will get $12 i return

Will you PLEASE let me babysit?

by irockusuck69 July 7, 2005

babyshimi

sushi made from babies. Typically, a thin slice of baby with a bit of rice, wasabi, and avocado, wrapped in nori.

That girl tastes like babyshimi.

by BriJoeRic January 16, 2008

Babyshitting

The unfortunate circumstance of babysitting one or many bratty little asshole kids.

Guy: "Want to go to the movies tonight?"
Girl: "Can't, I'm babyshitting until late."
Guy: "The Johnson's little fuckers again?"
Girl: "Yeah..."

by Rockatansky August 4, 2009

bayside ny

Basically everybody is jealous of your location. You are a train ride away from Manhattan which in your words is just the city.You are basically a legacy at Sacred Heart, St. Roberts, OLBS, St. Kevin’s p.s. 41. ps. 31 ms 158 or ms 74.. For high school if you were a girl or a guy you went to Prep. A guy went to Cross. You make friends in high school but you know the real people you hang out with went to your grammar school i.e. Sacred Heart. One of your parents probably dated one of your friend’s parents at some point in their childhood. You are either Irish or Italian and extremely proud of it ( or mabye the minoritys like koreans, preuvian, russian, chinese,etc). .
At age 13 you started hanging out at Bay Terrace and Crocheron by the gazebos until you are about 15 and start going to Dempsey’s ( and yes it is still called Dempsey’s even though the name has been changed to McGuire’s) for 10 cent wings on Wednesdays. Eventually you class yourself up and head across the street to Ladies night at Bourbon’s street. A big night out is heading to the city and taking the dreaded 4:19 train back and seeing everyone who went to your grammar school at Penn Station.
At 17 when you get you license you have to drive it on frany lou. You know that hooking up with; messing with, seeing and going out with someone are completely different things. You don’t understand why but everyone is jealous that you live right by Bell Blvd. After prom you most likely attended the booze cruise. You would never actually go to Time Square on New Years. Instead you go to someone’s summer house in the long island, Hamptons, Montauk, Breezy or PA. Any place outside the city is foreign and not a pleasant place to be. (i.e chicago)
Everybody knows everybody and everybody’s business.

Beep Ba Ba Beep Go Bayside!

by Beanbag12 April 18, 2005

babysitter

A person who sits on a baby's dick.

My old babysitter used to sit on my cock when I was a 2-year-old baby.

by Marvin Johann Stamitz January 31, 2009

babysat

Worse than getting schooled. Metaphorically speaking, you've been rearranging the kitchen magnets and snacking on Chef Boyardee while your babysitter was smoking blunts and hooking up with a supermodel.

The expression could be used in almost any situation, but it always ends with, "damn son, you just got BABYSAT"

by DJ Gavin Holland July 27, 2007

bayside

a very original band whos music is the best cure for a breakup, coming off drugs, and getting off the ground and back up on your feet. "bayside is a cult."

(guy says to friend) "my girlfriends an alcholic and she just told me she screwed my father. im gonna go slit my wrists now."

(friend says to guy)"but youd probably make a mess with all the blood. you should just go listen to Bayside."

problem solved

by sarek_the_god April 6, 2009