Fart Alarm

The act of going up to a sleeping person, bending over, and waking them up by farting near their face.

Bob was sleeping, so I decided to wake him up with a fart alarm.

by wolfpacleader1986 August 27, 2012

Cock-Block Alarm Clock

When an alarm clock goes off during a highly erotic dream.

Dude, I was about to touch her boobs when my Cock-Block Alarm Clock went off. FUCK.

by T-Bag 69 October 24, 2011

Alara

She is cute, funny, smart. But she is crazy also, she is a boss at stalking and if you notice her she will copy the things you do and say you are the stalker. But overall she’s harmless and she’s pretty chill. She would make a great girlfriend, but a possible murderous ex

Guy 1: hey is it true you were stalking Alara?

Guy 2: No she was following me around all day you have to believe me!

by Wolf907 January 31, 2020

Dutch Oven Alarm Clock

when someone dutch ovens someone else, but while they are asleep and it smells so bad that they wake up gagging and gasping for air and have to stick their nose and mouth out of the blanket to be able to breathe and not suffocate in the horrid smell.

Greg dutch oven alarm clocked Shanaynay earlier this morning to wake her up for work.

by teeny peeny September 1, 2009

alarm clock sex

Waking up to sex with you partner.

I was ready to go this morning after alarm clock sex.

by weezy22 June 11, 2011

Balls Alarm

The act of being woken up by your dog jumping up onto your bed and sticking his paw right on your ball sack. Usually results in you waking up earlier than you wanted to and in a lot of pain.

-I was trying to sleep in on Sunday morning until my dog gave me a balls alarm.

by AdvancedGentleman November 20, 2009

alarm clock

A method of waking up at a specific time, ususaly accomplished by the satanic sound of screaming souls.

I threw my clock at the wall the other day, now it's broken.

by Rob May 11, 2004