Captain Apocalypse

1. An extremely bizarre cartoon super-villain created about 1998. The name is often imitated on internet forums and in chat groups by zealous, demented fans.
2. Any person claiming to be immortal and/or unstoppable, much like Captain Apocalypse.
3. Any person claiming to possess a large black penis of variable length and girth even though said person is of caucasian appearance, much like Captain Apocalypse.

1. Dewd, I'm totally betting my pizza money on the All-Time Super Heavyweight Champion of the Universe, Captain Apocalypse!
2. Level 96 tank-mages are strong but they're no Captain Apocalypse.
3. White boy #1: Suck my big black dick.
White boy #2: Suck mine, Cap.

by Captain Apocalypse August 13, 2004

Black Avocado

A testicle that is swollen and black. The male equalvalent of a blue waffle, and is given by having sex with a woman with a blue waffle

Damn, them black avocadoes must be as big as melons

by The Black Moose June 9, 2010

avocadovr

A Gorrila
Often called “green monkey”
If you see Mr. Avocado he would like a hug!
He is cool human!

“Hey go tag Avocadovr!”
“I can’t he’s to good!”

by amonkeylol February 26, 2022

An avocado in the gutter

Feeling out of place or awkward in social gatherings or situations

Chloe: “I wore the wrong clothes today… I feel like an avocado in the gutter”

Char: “what?”

by Circeeee April 5, 2022

Nikocado Avocado

The largest single body in existence devouring millions of food everyday, slowly killing himself in the inside.Nikocado Avocado is secretly dream and a controversy of he hacking in a speedrun.Nikocado Avocado is fatherless and may not be a gigachad.He is almost 400 lbs (181 kg) and is slowly eating himself alive.

I am watching Nikocado Avocado because I’m not a chad.

by Cool74+a August 20, 2022

Nikocado Avocado

A morbidly obese man that makes Youtube videos of him wasting food and acting like a fucking baby and gets mad at whoever makes a video saying something rude about him. Oh and he has a Mexican boyfriend named Orlin who he gets into slap fights and arguments with him. And mistreats him.

There is this one dude by the name of Nikocado Avocado that acts like a baby

by ErikTheEliminator151 December 15, 2022

Nicocado Avocado

A fat obese child predator who eats everyday and is killing itself slowly that has no life.

Nicocado Avocado eats food everyday for some stupid reason.

by iloveeatingfatstuff April 10, 2023