One of the most beutiful countries in the world with low crime rate and very few racists.
We are one of the best countries at sport (try beat us at Cricket or Rugby)
We have some of he best doctors in the world and are one of the most medically advanced countries.
New Zeland you can have Russel Crowe back but clear all the phones out of the way first. We don't hate kiwis we think the sound funny because they say "Fesh and cheps" for fish and chips and "sex" for six but we don't hate them they are Australia Jr.
We do not sound anything like Steve Irwin and we don't have excess amounts of Kangaroos, Koalas, wombats etc.
Our government is a constitutional monarchy.
We are one of the best countries at sport (try beat us at Cricket or Rugby)
We have some of he best doctors in the world and are one of the most medically advanced countries.
New Zeland you can have Russel Crowe back but clear all the phones out of the way first. We don't hate kiwis we think the sound funny because they say "Fesh and cheps" for fish and chips and "sex" for six but we don't hate them they are Australia Jr.
We do not sound anything like Steve Irwin and we don't have excess amounts of Kangaroos, Koalas, wombats etc.
Our government is a constitutional monarchy.
Our Prime Minister is John howard he is better than the only other alternative (Kim Beasley) so until the other parties put up a good candidate we're keeping Howard.
Canberra is the nation's capital and it's beutiful city with lots of flora, all the convinence of the city without the negatives.
Hobart is in Tasmania and that's where our Cadbury factory is apart from that no one cares about Tassie.
Sydney has the best sites such as the sydney harbour bridge and the opera house. A great City.
Melbourne is where neighbours is filmed and is a bit of a scum whole but it does have some great things too.
Perth, the worst city in Australia they think they are better than everyone else.
Brisbane is our sunny city up in beutiful Queensland (who suck at state of orgin)
Adelaide I havn't been there but I suppose it's ok.
Canberra is the nation's capital and it's beutiful city with lots of flora, all the convinence of the city without the negatives.
Hobart is in Tasmania and that's where our Cadbury factory is apart from that no one cares about Tassie.
Sydney has the best sites such as the sydney harbour bridge and the opera house. A great City.
Melbourne is where neighbours is filmed and is a bit of a scum whole but it does have some great things too.
Perth, the worst city in Australia they think they are better than everyone else.
Brisbane is our sunny city up in beutiful Queensland (who suck at state of orgin)
Adelaide I havn't been there but I suppose it's ok.
by Brad J July 11, 2006
AKA Down Under - a way of trying to be subtle when asking about someone's lower regions, paritcularly the front end ones.
Girl: I'm a blonde at heart
Guy: But are you blonde in Australia?
Mom: How'd the health clinic go?
Son: I have a problem in Australia...
Guy: But are you blonde in Australia?
Mom: How'd the health clinic go?
Son: I have a problem in Australia...
by Riarku December 14, 2010
Pretty cool place overall. If you can't decide between backpacking in SE Asia or joining a frat, then do the east coast of Oz. Heard the West coast is amazing but didn't make it personally. Watch out for schoolies in Byron.
In person, Aussies are incredibly friendly. For some reason though whenever an aussie posts online they turn into raving america-hating lunatics. We Canucks tend to do it sometimes too, but have earned the right for obvious reasons.
As friendly as Aussies are I tend to prefer Kiwis for friendliness and general backwardness. Aussies remind me of Canadians and Kiwis remind me of Newfies.
Negative: Evil a.k.a. Rupert Murdoch is from there.
In person, Aussies are incredibly friendly. For some reason though whenever an aussie posts online they turn into raving america-hating lunatics. We Canucks tend to do it sometimes too, but have earned the right for obvious reasons.
As friendly as Aussies are I tend to prefer Kiwis for friendliness and general backwardness. Aussies remind me of Canadians and Kiwis remind me of Newfies.
Negative: Evil a.k.a. Rupert Murdoch is from there.
Steve from Brissy: "G'day you bloody yank! Footy?"
Danny from Texas: "Football? That there Australia is bigger'n Dallas."
John from Toronto: "Soccer? Whatever, hockey's back eh? Leafs are due man."
Brendan from South Island sticks: "Tough bikies hey? Gotta tinnie?"
Moike from Newfoundland: "If I 'ad a face da likes o yers, me son, I'd walk back'rds. Where you 'longs to?"
Steve: Bloody roo in the billabong!
Danny from Texas: "Football? That there Australia is bigger'n Dallas."
John from Toronto: "Soccer? Whatever, hockey's back eh? Leafs are due man."
Brendan from South Island sticks: "Tough bikies hey? Gotta tinnie?"
Moike from Newfoundland: "If I 'ad a face da likes o yers, me son, I'd walk back'rds. Where you 'longs to?"
Steve: Bloody roo in the billabong!
by Polar Spank September 14, 2005
by AUSTRALIAMATE November 20, 2016
kickass country, kinda like the canada of the southern hemisphere in the way that we are friendly and have an awsome country all round. we are one of the best nations at sport (if not the best) considering we constantly come 3rd/4th in olympics countries that beat us include america and china yet we have a population of 20m and america has one of 300-400m and china has one of around1.3b. we have a varied landscape (possibly the most in the world) with woodland, coastal, coral, rainforrest, salt lake, gibber and sandy desert and mountain ecosystems depending where in the country u are. is the oldest country on the planet and possibly the most powerful country in the southern hemisphere.
australia is the place to be
by moocow17 July 10, 2005
Australia is a beautiful and greatest country in the world situated in Oceania between Pacific and Indian Ocean.
Population: 20.000.000
Government type is constitutional monarchy.
Bigger cities are:
Sydney (4.000.000)
Melbourne (3.000.000)
Brisbane (1.600.000)
Perth (1.433.217)
Adelaide (1.119.900)
Capital is Canberra (311.000)
GDP per capita: US$30,700
Climate is temperate in south, south-east, east and south-west. In the north-east and north part of australia is tropical. Semiarid and arid in inland.
Population: 20.000.000
Government type is constitutional monarchy.
Bigger cities are:
Sydney (4.000.000)
Melbourne (3.000.000)
Brisbane (1.600.000)
Perth (1.433.217)
Adelaide (1.119.900)
Capital is Canberra (311.000)
GDP per capita: US$30,700
Climate is temperate in south, south-east, east and south-west. In the north-east and north part of australia is tropical. Semiarid and arid in inland.
National anthem:
Australians all let us rejoice,
For we are young and free;
We've golden soil and wealth for toil,
Our home is girt by sea;
Our land abounds in Nature's gifts
Of beauty rich and rare;
In history's page, let every stage
Advance Australia fair!
In joyful strains then let us sing,
"Advance Australia fair!"
When gallant Cook from Albion sail'd,
To trace wide oceans o'er,
True British courage bore him on,
Till he landed on our shore.
Then here he raised Old England's flag,
The standard of the brave;
With all her faults we love her still,
"Brittannia rules the wave!"
In joyful strains then let us sing
"Advance Australia fair!"
Beneath our radiant southern Cross,
We'll toil with hearts and hands;
To make this Commonwealth of ours
Renowned of all the lands;
For those who've come across the seas
We've boundless plains to share;
With courage let us all combine
To advance Australia fair.
In joyful strains then let us sing
"Advance Australia fair!"
While other nations of the globe
Behold us from afar,
We'll rise to high renown and shine
Like our glorious southern star;
From England, Scotia, Erin's Isle,
Who come our lot to share,
Let all combine with heart and hand
To advance Australia fair!
In joyful strains then let us sing
"Advance Australia fair!"
Shou'd foreign foe e'er sight our coast,
Or dare a foot to land,
We'll rouse to arms like sires of yore
To guard our native strand;
Brittannia then shall surely know,
Beyond wide ocean's roll,
Her sons in fair Australia's land
Still keep a British soul.
In joyful strains the let us sing
"Advance Australia fair!"
Australians all let us rejoice,
For we are young and free;
We've golden soil and wealth for toil,
Our home is girt by sea;
Our land abounds in Nature's gifts
Of beauty rich and rare;
In history's page, let every stage
Advance Australia fair!
In joyful strains then let us sing,
"Advance Australia fair!"
When gallant Cook from Albion sail'd,
To trace wide oceans o'er,
True British courage bore him on,
Till he landed on our shore.
Then here he raised Old England's flag,
The standard of the brave;
With all her faults we love her still,
"Brittannia rules the wave!"
In joyful strains then let us sing
"Advance Australia fair!"
Beneath our radiant southern Cross,
We'll toil with hearts and hands;
To make this Commonwealth of ours
Renowned of all the lands;
For those who've come across the seas
We've boundless plains to share;
With courage let us all combine
To advance Australia fair.
In joyful strains then let us sing
"Advance Australia fair!"
While other nations of the globe
Behold us from afar,
We'll rise to high renown and shine
Like our glorious southern star;
From England, Scotia, Erin's Isle,
Who come our lot to share,
Let all combine with heart and hand
To advance Australia fair!
In joyful strains then let us sing
"Advance Australia fair!"
Shou'd foreign foe e'er sight our coast,
Or dare a foot to land,
We'll rouse to arms like sires of yore
To guard our native strand;
Brittannia then shall surely know,
Beyond wide ocean's roll,
Her sons in fair Australia's land
Still keep a British soul.
In joyful strains the let us sing
"Advance Australia fair!"
by proletariat May 20, 2005