Aussie

1. They most retarded race of people on the plant.
2. Baddie
3. Anyone with an IQ of 60 or lower.
4. Dislike

God, you couldn't kill a level 1. You must be an Aussie.

by Kinkersdagreat April 17, 2010

Aussie

A derogatory term for the peoples of Australia, otherwise known as porcine dross.

Australians are flatulent, ugly, boorish and generally have the intellectual capacity of a slug. Universally loathed the world over, Aussies often delude themselves into believing they are a superior to other nations because they are world champions in minority sports such as women’s netball and toad racing

Widely ridiculed as utterly useless Aussies are in fact quite well suited to menial work such as pulling pints for Englishmen in London where they provide a valuable source of cheap labour.

The Aussies whineged incessantly as the Kiwis and Poms beat them again.

by Kiwi Bob February 25, 2007

Aussie Rules

the bast game to watch, better than that stupid american excuse for footy. no pads, just balls!

davo: did ya watch the footy last night?
cody: fuck yes GO THE CROWS!!!

by ozzy beamer April 10, 2005

Aussie

An aussie is a person belonging to an unhealthy, unhygenic, arrogant, overweight, drunk, ugly and rodent like species. Aussie's tend to have sexual intercoarse with their siblings and this is a normal practice in their households. An overwhelming majority of the species are racist and unemployed. In turn they live off hard working persons tax payments. The majority of these hard workers are in fact lebonese. Back to the filthy creatures, Aussie. Overall, they are blatantly, socially delayed, unethical, inbred, morbid and tend to abuse illicit drugs like marijuana. They are also under the influence of alchaholic beverages the majority of the time and start drinking at 10am. The also walk around barefoot and need to invest in shoes.

Anyone who calls themself Australian is an Aussie and they usually have red knecks.

by 123#321 July 8, 2011

Aussie

A nickname for Austin. Also, a line of hair products. They produce Shampoo&Conditioners, Hairspray, Mousse, etc. Smells great.

Stone Cold Steve Aussie

by especial June 17, 2009

Aussie Rules

The best sport in the world - combines skill with strength, not just one or the other. Shits all over American football and to some extent, soccer where pussy footing about is considered a talent. Best players: Chris Judd, Ben Cousins and some other boof heads from other clubs ;o)
AFL 4eva!

"Who's gonna win the Aussie Rules Grand Final this year?"
"The Eagles"
"Who's gonna get the Brownlow?"
"Cuz... so hot right now..."

by Smythe August 31, 2005

aussie cock jump

A sex move in which a man, while having sex in an upright position, secures the female firmly on his penis and jumps foward without holding onto the female with his hands (lifting both himself and the female off of the ground). This is preferably done with a small to medium sized female, and the use of male enhancement drugs (e.g. viagra) is recommended before an attempt is made (for one's own safety).

Jerome: "Yo, did you use that move I was telling you about?"

Tyrome: "Yeah son!"

Jerome: "Nice! The good ol' aussie cock jump!"

Tyrome: "Yeah. Shenequa loved it. Too bad I fucked up and gave her a concussion though."

Jerome: "Bitches be crazy."

by drkchclt February 20, 2009