Vellacott's Sasquatch

The case where a Sasquatch is locked in a box with a tennis racquet. And until you open the box the Sasquatch can be considered both pissed off enough to beat you down with the tennis racquet and not pissed off enough to beat you down, can also be considered dead.

I got a text message from steve yesterday it's a real Vellacott's Sasquatch

by Raquetinator June 27, 2010

sasquatch

A hairy male that goes to rialto high.. Better known as christian

Christian:Hey guys look at my legs...
Mariela: wow
Nathan: wow
Adrian:Dude.. Your looking like a sasquatch.. Maybe you should shave

by amazingrainbow72819 December 18, 2008

sasquatch

Large, hairy best often mistaken for a bear in the shower, whose pubic hairs clog the drain. Also goes by the name Sal.

The Salsquatch clogged the drain again.

by Imaginary girl Sal fondled October 3, 2003

Sasquatch

When you open up a toilet and the person who used it before you trimmed their pubic area and didn't flush the toilet.

Mary went into the bathroom and was surprised by the massive sasquatch that was left behind.

by yahhhBoiiii September 7, 2013

Sasquatch

A kid named Thad that is FUCKING HUGE! Usually found around northern California. Has been known to randomly say "Faggot" a lot. Rarely talks but makes strange noises such as "Rah rah rah" and "The Vogel." He has been known to randomly appear next to you and disappear a second later. His diet contains rabbits, babies, or anything else he comes in contact with.

Person 1. "I think i just saw Sasquatch!"

Person 2. "No that was just Thad."

by Big Foot1264 March 10, 2009

Oregon Sasquatch Porta Potty Slurpee

When you're on a hike and stop to drain your main vain at the public porta-potty and get a wild hankerin' to spooge, so you MacGyver a flesh-light using your water bottle and collapsible silicone dog bowl. Later you stop at Taco Bell for a chalupa and Baja Blast that you put in your water bottle to make a Jizz Slurpee a Jizzlurpee.

Calvin loves hiking and sharing his Oregon Sasquatch Porta Potty Slurpee with all his friends.

by kat.ass.trophic_failure March 2, 2022

SASQUATCH

a hairy teenage girl that thinks shes the fucking hottest shit ever, but really shes fat, and hairy.
she thinks everyone is her friends, but they all hate her cause all she talks about is her.
shes the girl that sits there and talks about how she as no ass becuase she lost so much weight when really, she didnt lose any weight, and she never had an ass.

shes really fat, usually has a unibrow, and shaves her back.
dyes her hair abnormal colors, and looks like Whitney Houston.

*imagine sitting at lunch with her in the cafeteria*
girl-"hey marina whats up?"
sasquatch-"OMG,billy broke up with me, and now im going out with loren, but i still like billy, and still like loren, but idont know, lorens soo anooying, omg, and like soo is billy, but i really like billy you know???!!! OMG, i lost so much weight i dont have a butt anymore!!! isnt that amazing??!!! OMG, my aunt wont let me get my hair cut for 150$ so i have to only get it cut for $130, how lame is that?!?!! OMG,guess whos talking shit??!! wow what haters. PARTAY HARD BITCHES PARTAY HARD."
girl-"wow thank you for telling me things, I DONT FUCKING CARE ABOUT!"

by debra whittington April 5, 2008