Associatedcyberphobia

A new association probia brought on by spending massive amounts of time with a extremely fast web connection. Searching for photos of people you may know or want to connect with.
This phobia starts when you turn off your computer and go outside to find that EVERY person you see, you KNOW you have seen them online.
If it gets severe you may say "I just saw you on the interent, I know its you. But where? What website are you on? Myspace? Facebook? YA? Flickr? Youtube? Photobucket?....ect...." to everyone, then you jump into bushes to hide from everyone.
Switching to "dial-up" helps.
As seeing "website found.....waiting for reply" can be key words to possibly over come this phobia.

My therapist said my ASSOCIATEDCYBERPHOBIA is so severe cause I said his receptionist is on Match.com and Eharmony but with a squished bug for a photo I do not think she will score!"
I should have a 72 Mental Health Evaluation, he claims!

by lamoismynamo September 5, 2009

Associate status

A person with in a group who is not equal to the rest of the group as he/she separates themselves when the bill or check comes to the tables. He/She pays exactly what what was ordered instead of realizing they were part of an outing (birthday dinner or celebration) and should at least pay a fraction more then what they ordered since you are here for a celebration for another individual. They consider themselves friends but when it comes to paying for others they are alone as they don't buy drinks or rounds of drinks for the rest of the group (pending in the outing of course). They have a separate tap from the rest of the group. Always the first one to look at the tap (bill, check) to separate the math on what they ordered. Exclude other individuals when pertaining to an outing.

Damn, look a Marisa! I can't believe we invited her and shes not willing to put in extra money for Ron's birthday dinner? Why should he (Ron) pay if we are here celebrating his birthday? She is definitely associate status from this point forward. Oh my God, is she really taking out coins as well?

by The Elected 1 January 15, 2012

Residence Hall Association

Otherwise known as RHA, Residence Hall Association is where you want to be in a university. We consist of a president and vice president of each hall - making up the big board, and an exec board which consists of a president, vice president, secretary, treasurer, historian, PR, MAL (3), equipment manager, NCC, and SCC Liason. Known notoriously for doing blood drives, canned food drives, and being overall awesome; RHA also does yearly campus wide events like Sex Squares, which is a sexy game show like Hollywood Squares, however all the questions are sexified.

In short, a college university and residence hall life just wouldn't be what it is without RHA. We Cool. :)

Person 1: "OMG!! Do you know Adam Stoner?!?!
Person 2: "Hell Yeah!! a-stoner who lives in High Hall?!?!"
Person 1: "Yeahh!! I hear he sleeps in Gross Hall's equipment closet!! I wish I were cool enough to be the Residence Hall Association's equipment manager like him!!!"

Person 1: "Oh Man!! I have all this blood and I don't know where to go to donate it all!! What do I do?!?"
Person 2: "Hey! Lets go down to the Rec! RHA or Residence Hall Association is having a Blood Drive down there from 12pm to 6pm!!"

by RHAwesome May 9, 2011

Anti Amogus Association

An Epic Poggers group that plans on erasing unholy,unfunny creatures known as amogus. C'mon amogus isn't funny anymore. It's awful

Amogus is so Annoying!! i hope the Anti Amogus Association will destroy them

by SlushTheLionCat August 6, 2021

sweet boy association

Sweet Boy Association is a group of unoriginal men who rely on older women or sugar mummies for money, are yahoo yahoo boys or broke men who want to feel among. Most of them don't have a bright future ahead of them and are definitely not cut out to be Husband materials

Femi just got a sugar mummy, he's officially a member of the Sweet Boy Association;

by One person like that September 17, 2018

NPA(national pimp association)

pimps, money, hoes, ya'll already know.
NPA started as a small gang between a small set of friends inside slater projects aka SP. they ben bangin every since, these is the realist as they come, there have been multiple shootings in the neighborhood and no injuries..yet. this clique was established on Feb.29th 2000. this is the most exclusive gang since cherry street mob back in 1907. Now in the year 2008 NPA, hasa become a nation wide pimp squad all over the US. by the year of 2010 NPA will be world wide fro asia to australia to africa to antartica...

Pimpnifcant AKA as darren and EDUB aka eric and C-money aka Von are the cofounders of NPA(national pimp association)

by hgfhghgfh January 15, 2008

PIA(Previous Intimate Associate)

An individual of an opposite sex who you used to associate Intimately. Never dated actually but now cut ties . So no more bootycalls or Dickappointments

Yo Payton I cut ties with my PIA (Previous Intimate Associate) last night

She a thot.PIA(Previous Intimate Associate)

by Saucy 360 January 27, 2019