bag of smashed assholes

a very ugly person can be described as the following

he looked like a bag of smashed assholes

by Fred Nichols January 2, 2004

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can of smashed assholes

somthing thats is especially unpleasant/discusting

I went on the piss hard last night and I feel like a can of smashed assholes

by Joel R June 1, 2005

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Yesss, those assholes who stay up way too late fucking each other, scraping unknown objects against their walls. The assholes who crank up failinem aka eminem and think it's so cool. You see them in the apartment parking lot with their limp bizkit cranked all the way up while head banging. Seriously, who the fuck head bangs to limp bizkit?

You've yelled quite a few times but to no avail.

Jeff: Why are the guys next door having sex like they're animals in heat?

Caleb: How should I know what those next door assholes are doing? I hope their genitals catch on fire.

by tsunbot October 8, 2011

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standing through autumn

Collin: "Yo have you heard of the band Standing through autumn?"
Bree: "Yaahh, those mother fuckin pussy ass cock suckin assholes suck major dick."

by FUCKMEEEEEE June 15, 2010

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a barrel full of smashed assholes

This is a piratical reference to booty or plunder. The gold and silver coins looted during raids were minted in the likeness of Kings, Queens, and other nobility and aristocracy. A derogatory reference to the nobility and its wealth, each coin representing the "asshole" who had his picture "smashed" onto the surface.

"Now bend an ear you scurvy dogs and listen close, there's a barrel full of smashed assholes on board yon vessel and we'll be taken all of it 'for nights end, whores and rum for months to come me boys."

by Aug February 16, 2007

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