ASAPish

Sooner than later; later than ASAP; But still requiring a bit of haste or hurry. But still later than nowish

Hey, Brandy, when is the best time to come pick you up for some lovin?

Like ASAPish!!!!!

by Ms. Blaze Inc. :) January 28, 2010

auto-erotic asphixiation

The act of choking oneself or hanging oneself during the act of masterbation to accentuate orgasm.

the dumbass inxs singer "Michael Hutchence" died by hanging himself in the shower performing auto-erotic asphixiation with a belt.

by blue falcon 666 February 11, 2009

auto erotic asphyxiation

Death/unconciousness as a result of any blockage of the windpipe during a sexual act. Usually when this phrase is used, it is in reference to something that proved to be fatal for the person involved.

Auto-erotic asphyxiation is not to be confused with strangulation methods that may heighten arousal in some individuals during sex. The act of asphyxiation involves either death or unconciousness.

They found Senator Smith's body last week in the red light district. Apparently he died of auto erotic asphyxiation. The media will have a field day with this!

by Tachikoma July 16, 2008

autoerotic asphyxiation

a method of acheiving a better orgasm by depriving the body temporarily of oxygen. this is not necessarily fatal, though it can be.

mike used to have walter strangle him when he was about to come, silly goose.

by minghi May 17, 2003

Asahel

God made; common hebrew name (name in the bible)

Frank:John, what's your son name.
John: his name is Asahel

by outgunner March 3, 2015

ASAP

As soon as possible

I'll do that ASAP.

I'll do that As Soon As Possible.

by Idacha October 15, 2015

Asphyxiate the Unicorn

Just another thing to call masturbation. I guess there are just never enough ways to say it.

Larry's daughter was upset when he said he wanted to asphyxiate the unicorn, as she loved unicorns. She was more upset when she realized what he meant, and he started doing it front of her while playing xbox.

by UrbanD1CKtionary February 21, 2011