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Under armor

The clothing that every kid in your class who wants to join the NBA wears, typically found with Nike shoes.
Normie: Yo sup pooper I just got my hands on this lit clout under armor shirttt!
Kid: I don’t care.
by Boing Doinkus December 20, 2018
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B-flat Armored Clarinet

A name for the straight-belled soprano saxophone owing to its similarity to a metal clarinet.
Sam's ok on the alto-sax but he can tear up the b-flat armored clarinet.
by Sir-Hops-A-Lot February 14, 2021
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semitic armor

Creating morally and ethically perverse media content for mass distribution and getting away with it by claiming anti semitism if anyone says anything negative about it; or,

Funding universities to allow a disproportionate number of Jewish students and when test scores and grades are made public it shows the Jewish students were unqualified but claiming anti semitism against the facts; or,

Bombing people, using next generation military equipment to kill and usurp land of poor people while claiming anti semitism if you say anything against it

Basically doing anything you want because you control media and legal enforcement
Sometimes, I wish I had semitic armor to get away with murder. Not really though, I don't have an evil gene.
by lughat January 6, 2025
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Plot Armor

It is when you shoot AP shell that contains 10kg of explosive and it only destroys tracks of a light tank in War Thunder.
"Dude, I hate this game, that HE shell used to concrete bunkers, but he only got his machine gun broken! What a plot armor."
by skysmeller June 22, 2022
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drama armor

A mental ability to block out the drama happening around you. It is usually wise to inform the dramatic person that you have your drama armor activated.
"I hear you, but I have my drama armor activated, so everything you are saying is just bouncing off me"
by anonymous May 11, 2021
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internal body armor

Another name for breast implants. Especially applied to bolt-ons due to their kevlar-like hardness, as if the woman has a bulletproof vest permanently attached.
"Rob, look at this girl...are they natural?"

"Nahhh. She's got internal body armor, for sure."
by Onionhead01 May 19, 2024
mugGet the internal body armormug.

Plot Armor

A term used in Rizzology meaning : to successfully complete a mission or a goal with a girl by a underlying factor that stands to peak her interest in y’all advancing
Fam, me and her both capricorns she almost love off that alone , that plot armor came in handy
by Mr Freakahoe September 10, 2022
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