Angry Handy; the act of an Enraged individual who is engaged in the act of furiously manually extracting an orgasm (of as commonly referred to; Hand job) from a male counterpart, ending ending with one full of Joy and the other even more Enraged.
Starla-Well I can't afford to pay You in cash but if it's ok with you we can probably work something out with some Angry Handy's
Fella-You got yourself a DEAL!
Fella-You got yourself a DEAL!
by Vendetta Fist March 04, 2017
by Princess buttercup January 05, 2014
Refers to any Dodge truck you see on the road; almost always driven by an inconsiderate, aggressive driver who will cut you off, run yield signs without looking, make sudden turns without using blinkers, tailgate you relentlessly, and never let you in when you need to switch lanes.
by quetzaln December 30, 2006
The act of using one's thumb to repeatedly push the butthole of his female counterpart, while doggy style, as if to ring the doorbell like a salesman who is intent on making a sale.
Last night Jason was hitting it from the back and he gave me the angry salesman like he was trying to sell his 100th Kerby vaccuum for the free trip to Maui.
by DoubleDot.com February 04, 2012
Sex move, where the male squeezes an unshaven nut, preferably the right one, into the females anus. You will probably need alot of lube to pull that off. Once the testicle is inside the ass, the chick needs to squeeze down as hard as she can. When the nut emerges, it will be extremely swollen from the intra-anal pressure applied by the female. This combined with the shit covered hair, makes it look like a pissed off kiwi fruit.
Gentleman 1: Hey man, why are you walking so slow today?!
Gentleman 2: I gave the ole' lady the Angry Kiwi last night, and now my nut hurts like the dickens!
Gentleman 1: Good work my man!!!!
Gentleman 2: I gave the ole' lady the Angry Kiwi last night, and now my nut hurts like the dickens!
Gentleman 1: Good work my man!!!!
by Nathan Stones, Aaron Cox March 09, 2012
by Hizzo February 28, 2004
A chug style drink. Ingredients including:
Hard cider in a pint glass
a shot with tequila and chambourgh float on the top
you drop the shot into the hard cider and chug it all.
Thus becoming angry like Myke Clarkson
Hard cider in a pint glass
a shot with tequila and chambourgh float on the top
you drop the shot into the hard cider and chug it all.
Thus becoming angry like Myke Clarkson
by rekcut24 December 02, 2011