Angry Colleen

A hand job ending with the person giving said handjob spitting on your face.

I had agreed to do my friends eulogy only if his sister gives me a angry colleen.

by Jr4567 March 18, 2022

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Angry Butterfly

An old ladies Foo Foo

I WAS MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS WHILE OUT FOR A WALK BY A RETIREMENT HOME. THEN A GUST OF WIND BLEW UP AN ELDERLY LADIES DRESS. WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES AT NIGHT, I STILL SEE THAT ANGRY BUTTERFLY

by Azzzfu March 23, 2022

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Refers to any Dodge truck you see on the road; almost always driven by an inconsiderate, aggressive driver who will cut you off, run yield signs without looking, make sudden turns without using blinkers, tailgate you relentlessly, and never let you in when you need to switch lanes.

Dammit! I got an angry Dodge right on my ass!

by quetzaln January 3, 2007

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Angry Salesman

The act of using one's thumb to repeatedly push the butthole of his female counterpart, while doggy style, as if to ring the doorbell like a salesman who is intent on making a sale.

Last night Jason was hitting it from the back and he gave me the angry salesman like he was trying to sell his 100th Kerby vaccuum for the free trip to Maui.

by DoubleDot.com March 8, 2012

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Angry Kiwi

Sex move, where the male squeezes an unshaven nut, preferably the right one, into the females anus. You will probably need alot of lube to pull that off. Once the testicle is inside the ass, the chick needs to squeeze down as hard as she can. When the nut emerges, it will be extremely swollen from the intra-anal pressure applied by the female. This combined with the shit covered hair, makes it look like a pissed off kiwi fruit.

Gentleman 1: Hey man, why are you walking so slow today?!

Gentleman 2: I gave the ole' lady the Angry Kiwi last night, and now my nut hurts like the dickens!

Gentleman 1: Good work my man!!!!

by Nathan Stones, Aaron Cox June 19, 2012

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