Alex

To make a statement that in no way has any relevance to the current conversation.

Mr White: Would this be better on an A1 sheet.
Mr Red: Possibly. I'm not sure.
Mr Blue: I had fish for tea last night.
Mr White: Ah, you just pulled an Alex!

by Studio1 May 20, 2008

Alex

Alex is a really sweet guy that will never try to hurt you.He will also put a smile on your face and do anything to make you happy.When you start to think that he can't get any sweeter he dose.He is really funny,kind,sweet,cute,silly,and just perfect.He is soo fine and i can't get over how cute he is.If you get an alex then you are really lucky .Alex's are the best boyfriend you will ever get .

My boyfriend alex is so hot and he treats me so right.

He is definitely an Alex.

by Alex's baby :) April 5, 2016

Alex

THE ABSOLUTE DOPEST PERSON YOULL EVER FUCKING MEET. You think you’re all kool and shit now?.... yeah... just wait til’ you meet an Alex. She is by FAR the KOOLEST KAT around. I mean by far by far tho. Like if you take the second koolest kat around and put them next to her, you’d be like who the f is this other guy? Get him outta here he looks like trash compared to this sick gal, Alex. Without a doubt alooox is a real yehawer, a real neat boyo, a totally terrific scronch. Anyone would be glad to have an Alex in their life. She makes everyone have the largggggeeee smiles.

Guy 1: YO YO YO I JUST SNORTED THIS BOONCH SO HARD IM HELLA WACKED RN!
Guy 2: wowwww dont you think you’re kool. Well guess what I know this gal that U ain’t got shit on.
Guy 1: well who the heck is this being you spek uv? I don’t believe a thing you say becuz you a stooopid head HAHA GOTTEM
*Alex walks in*
Guy 1: OH SHHHHHHH... DAMNNNNN! Wow I’m so sorry I was so wrong. Now that... THATS A KOOL KAT! I am humbled by her presence.

by aelnl nryaed April 4, 2019

Alex

A very very cool person! Who loves loves loves sports, like basketball, baseball,soccer, and pretty much any sport! Alexs are very chill and an amazing friend to be around!

"Hey wanna go hang out with Alex?"
"Hey wanna watch a basketball game with Alex?"
"Hey wanna go play soccer with Alex?"

by Alex's is cool his Friend February 23, 2010

Alex

always willing to help. has the most incredible blue eyes that make you feel like the only girl in the world. he’s strong and tries so hard on everything he does. he loves family and dogs and me. i couldn’t be happier to have him.

Alex is the best boyfriend ever .

by hisgirl❤️ May 18, 2018

Alex

A man who is not afraid to boast about anything he’s accomplished. Athletically gifted. He will be somewhat awkward to talk to in the beginning but you will start to get a liking of him. His humor Is bad but it won’t fail to make you laugh. Somewhat shy to ask girls out. He is a very hard working person when it comes to labor. Very intelligent with cars. Very loveable and is also somewhat desperate for a girlfriend. His greatest fear is loneliness and will do anything to keep loved ones and friends close, but if you disrespect him and continue to, don’t bother apologizing because you’ll be out of his life like THAT. If someone breaks up with him and they go off on him, he will forgive them and apologize for everything. He will take the blame. And after that, they will come back as friends. He also is shown to have a dark past and hides depression with his stone face. He rarely shows his sad side, but his anger is shown to be very sensitive. If he is mad he isn’t afraid to show it. He knows how to love and he will spoil any girl he takes interest in. But some girls don’t realize when they leave an Alex, they won’t be able to get back with him until they realize what they’ve done. He also isn’t into alcohol or drugs, which is why people don’t invite him to parties. Alex is someone you need to understand, but the only way to understand him is to become a very close friend. And if you want a relationship with him, make sure you realize how much he will do to keep you in his life

Hey, you know Alex?
Ummm...... you mean the absolute plug?
Yeah, if you fuck with him, make sure you got backup
Nah he’s a pansy

“What did you say?”
I said you’re a pa-
*gets the shit kicked out of them*
Alright alright

by Woken up to reality early January 6, 2020

Alex

Alex, is an amazing guy who's personality is incredible. He sometimes hides his feelings. He'll only show his feelings if you're family, best friend, or girlfriend. He has a hard time finding happiness..so look out for him. He works hard..just to make those he cares and loves feel good. Alex, is very respectful, funny, kind, lil bit crazy, and hawttttt. So, have you seen Alex?

Hey, did you see Alex?
Oh, you bet!! Alex, was so cute, and kind!!
Trust me, i know!

by xXxXanonymoussilenceXxXx October 20, 2019