This phrase can be best defined as the spotting of a Cougar. A cougar is essentially an older women, who is on the prowl for a much younger, energetic, and better looking male.
by Alert! May 10, 2014
An email update to members of the Rest in Peace Society that someone with a household name has died.
by Jackel in brawley October 24, 2008
Phrase uttered when encountering an unexpected hipster sighting in the wild. Can also be used to poke fun at a friend who just inadvertently said something hipster.
by parallel_master June 05, 2018
A mascot/Hero that should be used for a number of things including Mcdonalds and KFC. It can be described as a quite small emu that when smells danger, it lifts it's head up and squawks and then runs off. Alert Emu cannot speak English but can talk other languages such as 'emuanon' (the language of the Emu's)
Person 1: omg they're trying to cheat me, They gave me a cheeseburger instead of a big mac!
Person 2:*Calls for Alert Emu*
Alert Emu: *Squawks, then runs off and talks to person serving at Mcdonalds to get a better deal*
Person 1: Thanks Alert Emu I Owe You one.
Person 2:*Calls for Alert Emu*
Alert Emu: *Squawks, then runs off and talks to person serving at Mcdonalds to get a better deal*
Person 1: Thanks Alert Emu I Owe You one.
by Daniel Morton May 01, 2006
Teacher/Principal/whatever: Congratulations! You had perfect attendance!
Student: *cough*nerd alert*cough*
Student: *cough*nerd alert*cough*
by chyo name October 08, 2007
Somthing called by retards when their intelectual superiors walk past. Usually because they are either jealous or intimadated by the "nerds" inteligence.
"nerd alert !"
by Little-John September 17, 2006
by Paul Carnes September 26, 2007