Akron Turtlewax

The act of shitting on a car, especially when the feces are smeared all over, including on door handles.

I was running late for work and discovered that my ex left an Akron Turtlewax on my hood. I couldn't even open the door because there was poo on the handle.

by invisiblehand March 12, 2015

Abromantic

Abromantic is when someone's romantic attraction fluctuates. It's similar to gender fluidity as someone's gender may change through the hour, day, week, month, or year, but with romantic attractions. One day You may feel strongly asexual but the next day you may feel strongly aromantic.

Me: "I am abromantic, so today I feel very asexual"
Friend: "So you can identify as different romantic attractions whenever you feel them?"
Me: "Yes"

by c0ffee_cup March 13, 2022

afromative action

The reason a black person gets a job(mostly state jobs) over a white person, even if he/she has less education, work experience, and or work ethic (aka lazy)

also see affirmative action

Afromative action, she got hired over the Yale graduate

by glitter balls December 1, 2010

akram saab

a person with maad style for a sand niggar

akram saab's wrist is frost bit

by nowhereman April 6, 2003

Aromatic Abuse

A really bad fart, one that smells like actual real ripe poo, you could be forgiven for thinking there is a real dollop of feaces is in the room. Can make you heave.

Me: Hey Stu, how's it going
squeeeeeaaaaaarrrppppp
Stu: Oh SHIT, that is serious aromatic abuse <wretches>

by Wise Man November 20, 2003

Akron

Just thirty minutes south of Cleveland, Ohio. Home of Lebron James, a decent downdown, and credited for bringing a massive blackout to all of the eastern united states. Also home of route eight, the worst stretch of road in all the midwest.

I was going to move to Akron, but realized shooting myself would be more enjoyable.

by Skuzzi September 27, 2003

Aroma Nails

When your girl’s booty and/or pussy juices get good and deep under your fingernails so you can nostril sniff her sweet aroma long after whatever acts of fornication and filth you perpetrated on her love holes are done.

My aroma nails are ripe today. Can’t wash that stank off.

Cindy left me with aroma nails. Been sniffy that booty smell all day.

by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2017