The uniform inprocessing Emergency Room patients in a manner and sequence comparable to that of airline passengers; i.e., proof of identity and x-raying of everything.
by Zappin' Nap July 28, 2023

The level of buzzed you get when the drinks are too goddamn expensive but your flight’s been delayed 6 hours.
I’ve only got about three shots of vodka left... guess I’m just going to have an airport buzz tonight.
by MandaPanda88 January 21, 2020

by Mimi24b March 28, 2024

When a husband shaves all of his pubes in the shower, then gets his wife to come squeeze his balls while he Jerks off. (him still being in the shower). When ejaculation occurs, he then grabs her hand, blows a load in it, but then she lays it over on his face instantly, giving no time for the husband to react.
by FJB FKH November 6, 2022

A Charlotte Airport is a form of flaking where someone tells you they will be there in a certain amount of time, and then extends it, and repeats this process. Sometimes they will show up.
The origin is believed to come out of an experience where someone was informed at an airport in Charlotte, NC, that their flight would be delayed for 10 minutes. This process was repeated for roughly 40 minutes.
The origin is believed to come out of an experience where someone was informed at an airport in Charlotte, NC, that their flight would be delayed for 10 minutes. This process was repeated for roughly 40 minutes.
Bones pulled a Charlotte Airport on her when he said he'd be there in 10 minutes, then said he had an appointment that he forgot about, then said he'd be there in an hour.
by mrcoronet32 September 11, 2023

When two legs (or one for amputee Beauty acceptance) are straight up in the air leaving a view of the "landing strip" or taint.
by STDfree December 9, 2017

by Billy Bamboom January 20, 2023
