Spliff-Airport

An occurence of which 3 or more lit spliffs are passed at the same time.

*Dom passes to Alex.
Alex passes to Scott.
Scott passes to Ilyess.
Ilyess passes to Dom.

All exclaim loudly 'SPLIFF-AIRPORT!'

by Frakture April 3, 2011

Ring Around The Airport

When you drive around an airport in circles trying to find the gate you are going to or picking someone up from. Esp. in large airports i.e. Denver International Airport or the airport of Phoenix, AZ.

When going to a large airport, many patrons play ring around the airport trying to find their gate.

by ValhallaUSMC February 23, 2009

Berlin Airport

Another term for "too many cooks".

Based on the intention of 3 different German Parliaments to realize a huge Building together, that would have made many of their people happy, because the could have travelled very easily, by plain.

They tried to make everything right, but spagetthied the whole thing up in the end and everyone is left unsatisfied.

Snapchat was so cool in the beginning, but now it's just a Berlin Airport.

by FLOWRENCE April 11, 2018

Miami airport incident

The incident was really over the cop thinking the female had let her sideburns grow out too long, and he smacked her down because he thought she was too tall for him.

Miami Airport Incident-

Cop-Trim those sideburns and slouch, do it, do it now, or leave the airport!

Female passenger- Fuck, I'm already five foot nothing, how low do you want me to stoop?

by Solid Mantis July 2, 2020

Tennessee Airport layover

When a husband shaves all of his pubes in the shower, then gets his wife to come squeeze his balls while he Jerks off. (him still being in the shower). When ejaculation occurs, he then grabs her hand, blows a load in it, but then she lays it over on his face instantly, giving no time for the husband to react.

I hear people always bragging about how tennessee airport layovers help with facial aging

by FJB FKH November 6, 2022

Geneva Airport

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Micheal: Are you going to Geneva Airport?
Jack: Yes, I wan't to test their security with a giant umbrella
Micheal: Cool, I like Switzerland
Jack: No, Geneva Airport!

by aqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm,mn March 7, 2023

Charlotte Airport

A Charlotte Airport is a form of flaking where someone tells you they will be there in a certain amount of time, and then extends it, and repeats this process. Sometimes they will show up.

The origin is believed to come out of an experience where someone was informed at an airport in Charlotte, NC, that their flight would be delayed for 10 minutes. This process was repeated for roughly 40 minutes.

Bones pulled a Charlotte Airport on her when he said he'd be there in 10 minutes, then said he had an appointment that he forgot about, then said he'd be there in an hour.

by mrcoronet32 September 11, 2023