Adam

Adam is so sexy but he's very short. Hes a cool kid :) And his crush secretly likes him ;)

Random person: you know adam likes u?
His crush: I LOVE HIM

by RedKoolaid June 3, 2020

Adam

The best guy in the entire universe. Adam has a huge penis that can be between 7 - 12 inches. He is amazing at sex and is a very romantic person. He will always cheer you up and will sacrifice his time for his friends and carries the burdens of everyone to help them. He is a chick magnet and racks in all the girls. He tends to hide his nice side from his friends so he can fit in. Everyone will always love Adam even though he can have an ego sometimes. He is the best boyfriend you can ever ask for and will always comfort you no matter what. Once you start having sex with him you wont ever want to stop, he will fuck you into next week and make you have the best orgasm ever. His dick is incredible and it will be the only dick you ever want

Hey is that adam? Yeaa thats my sex machine!

by Jokeeeman November 5, 2021

Adam

A man with HUGE nostrils.

"Hey Adam, hows your luck with the ladies?"

"Not very good, my nostrils ruin it all.

by sexytoelover69 May 4, 2020

Adam

Adam... that one guy that kinda just sits there at the parties. Not really cute but not really ugly. The ladies refer to his as ”ight”.

“Adam and I made out on Halloween,” said darla, “but his breath kinda stank”.

by Dumbnig December 3, 2018

Adam

A chink

Adam is a squinty eyed chink and loves eating dogs

by Benjamin Mendy November 22, 2021

Adam

You know that bruh moment... yeah that’s him

Girl: *tries to do a cart wheel and falls on her head*
Dude: yooooo this girl just pulled a Adam

by Dude really? November 24, 2019

Adam

Adam is either the fit asf 16 yr old or the 12 yr old who plays Fortnite, looks like sour cheese, uses too much hair gel, has an awful cowlick, hates girls but is a homophobe and is usually seen with a Josh. Josh also has a cowlick, and fyi josh also plays Fortnite with Adam 🥹.

Person1: Jesus fuck look at that lads hair
Person2: that’s vile
Person3: how much we betting his names either Josh or Adam

by Nathalia August 14, 2022