relationship-absence syndrome

Relationship-Absence Syndrome (also known as RAS)

1. Instance in which everyone around you is in a relationship and you are single.

2. Instance in which you are in a relationship and everyone around you is single

Person A: "Dude, everyone else is going out on dates."

Person B: "It's relationship-absence syndrome, man. Get over it."

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Person A: "No one else wants to go on a date with me and my girl!"

Person B: "Everyone else is suffering from relationship-absence syndrome..."

by Olive Nick April 18, 2011

abandominium

(n) An abandoned or condemned structure that still has working electricity, water, plumbing, air conditioning, heat, shower, or any combination of these facilities. Very much sought after by the homeless or drug-addicted, particularly in winter months, the abandominium is the very epitome of the perfect squat.

"where you crashin' tonight, kid?"
"I got me a sweet abandominium downtown. Wanna go?"
"Damn skippy!"

by Trask238 December 30, 2007

abandoned tree-house

an older womans vagina

Mrs. Anderson's abandoned tree-house sure is loose.

by warshap January 11, 2009

Gamer Absence

Gamer Absence can have many meanings. The most common of which is when yah homie Joshua can’t get on discord cuz he’s gotta do the laundry. Another meaning of which is when the gamer is caught in a game and can’t go outside to the dinner table just yet. Gamer absence is only to be referred to in the first situation however. The second is just your mom yelling at you to get off the computer/Xbox/PS4/Nintendo/etc

Zack: I have bad news men, Andrew is walking the dog right now, we are in a state of gamer Absence. Let us pray for our brother.

by Nefmaster22 November 13, 2019

Abanoub

👳 ♂️👳 ♂️Abanoub is an absolute 🔥🔥BOMB ASS EGYPTIAN DUDE🔥🔥. He seems kinda wierd and Muslim at first, but get to know him and you'll realise he is the most lit motherfucker in the middle east, and can hook you up with the best shit. you can get extremely wet 💦💦just by being in his presence for a few moments.

man-"hey, nice weed bro"
other man-"thanks bro, i got it from Abananoub"
man-"damn, abanoubs a bomb ass dude"

by The Atlantic Slave Trade May 7, 2020

abanas

the toe jam or crusties found between the toes of a monkey or ape. sometimes even in a human foot

dude 1 :dude did you see that nast abanas in my uncle dirks foot?

dude 2: nahh but i did see it in the monkkeys!!

by kaseyyyy June 26, 2008

Law of Absentee Wingmanning

If you leave two drunk people alone long enough, they will invariably make out.

The other night with Brent I just followed the Law of Absentee Wingmanning and left the bar.

by thechop123 April 27, 2009