Aussie Joyride

When a chick rides your face down the stairs using your dick as a joystick.

We were 69ing on the landing when she grabbed my dick and we went for an Aussie Joyride.

by The Sandgroper March 18, 2016

Aussie Disease

Is a disease that makes you always addicted to alcohol and cigarettes. It makes you always wear thongs (flip-flops), It makes you love meat pies and sausage rolls, and makes you use Australian slang and makes you swear a lot.

Steve: "Fuck, Shit, Bitch!!"
Bob: "Whoa mate, you got Aussie Disease"

by Bman111 April 18, 2017

aussie magpie

during spring these fuckers attack you because they think you're attacking their eggs people have used wire on their helmets while riding bikes

oh shit it's a fucken aussie magpie

by Unknown4storm August 26, 2017

aussie haka

The act of slapping ones pockets in an attempt to find ones keys and wallet.

Bro, I can't find my keys, do you know where they are?
Mate, you don't the Aussie haka? they might be in ya pockets.

by lostnz88 December 19, 2018

aussing

Aussing is defined as when kissing occurs between two people living in Australia. They do not necessarily have to have been born in Australia, or even permanently reside there, but it requires that they are currently on land, in airspace, or in oceans/sea that fall under the jurisdiction of Australia.

Jacinta and Phvtephven sitting in a tree
AUSSING
First comes love, then comes marriage,
Then comes a kangaroo in the baby carriage!

by Al Gore-Rhythm March 15, 2019

aussie disney

A way more skitz version of Disney Movies, found on youtube, and greatly entertaining. Always translated to Aussie slang, so that it is more enjoyable.

"I'm gonna eat ALL ya fuckin crocodiles" - aussie disney

by @Mr_Tru_Blue April 28, 2019

Aussie taco

An Australian delicacy, consisting of a single folded slice of plain white bread, filled with a sausage (snag) and topped with a choice of onions, cheese, tomato sauce or mustard. Often consumed in the car park of a hardware shop.

Not to be confused with the Australia Taco.

“Mate, wanna grab a feed for brekky?”
“Nah, already had a coupla Aussie tacos down at Bunnings while I was getting a new dunny for the outhouse”

by Jamarley July 18, 2019