Amberdextrous

The ability to crap in both a toilet and a bed.

She was pooping everywhere, definitely amberdextrous.

by Paladin Sends May 31, 2022

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Ambiundextrous

For both of one’s hands to be equally useless, the natural opposite of ambidexterity.

I write just as badly with my right hand as with my left, therefore I am ambiundextrous.

by Alex-2598 April 12, 2023

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Amberdextrous

When you can take a shit on both sides of the bed.

Yo, from the stains on your bed I can tell you’re amberdextrous.

by Makachewbacca December 21, 2023

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Having the inclination to consume non-alcoholic “mocktail” beverages but not exclusively, opting for alcoholic beverages on occasion. Analogous to the term flexitarian for meat-eating.

Origin: portmanteau of ABV (acronym for “alcohol by volume”) + dextrous (having an ability) similar to ambidextrous (able to use either hand dominantly).

Rahul enjoys a boozy cocktail some days, but is drinking non-alcoholic wine tonight. He’s socially abvidextrous.

by JamersC December 16, 2024

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Abvidextrous

Choosing to consume alcohol in some situations but opting for mocktails, near beer, or non-alcoholic wine in other situations. Analogous to flexitarian for meat-eating.

Origin: portmanteau of ABV (acronym for
"alcohol by volume") + dextrous (having an ability) similar to ambidextrous (able to use either hand dominantly).

Rahul enjoys a boozy cocktail some days, but is drinking non-alcoholic wine tonight. He's socially abvidextrous.

by JamersC December 16, 2024

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