Airport

Our flight leaves in an hour! Get in the car so we can head to the airport!
by Tarantino September 22, 2022
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Airport

When two legs (or one for amputee Beauty acceptance) are straight up in the air leaving a view of the "landing strip" or taint.
I have to check out the airport before I land anything there.
by STDfree December 09, 2017
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Airport Triage

The uniform inprocessing Emergency Room patients in a manner and sequence comparable to that of airline passengers; i.e., proof of identity and x-raying of everything.
Hey we got real emergencies here, can the Airport Triage stuff wait for their care?
by Zappin' Nap July 28, 2023
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Miami airport incident

The incident was really over the cop thinking the female had let her sideburns grow out too long, and he smacked her down because he thought she was too tall for him.
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Cop-Trim those sideburns and slouch, do it, do it now, or leave the airport!

Female passenger- Fuck, I'm already five foot nothing, how low do you want me to stoop?
by Solid Mantis July 02, 2020
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Banging your boyfriend while watching planes fly
Cmon Amanda, we all know what “At the airport, getting my family from Boston” means.
by Mopballs February 24, 2022
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airportant

Acting important when you are in an airport, by wearing clothing that conveys authority or worldliness, striding purposefully with a carryon trailing you on wheels, drinking at a bar while apparently doing something critical on your phone.
Look at that important businessman at the airport bar.

Nah he is just a regular guy flying to visit his mom, he just acts airportant.
by zinndl December 30, 2018
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The Jersey Airport

First, take the shitty diaper off and attach it to her head. Then shove a large spoon in her dirty ass, get a spoonful of shit and then into her mouth while making airplane noises. I call this move the Jersey Airport.
She wanted to go to Paris for her birthday, but she got to go to the Jersey Airport instead.
by trentsteel December 06, 2017
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