airportant

Acting important when you are in an airport, by wearing clothing that conveys authority or worldliness, striding purposefully with a carryon trailing you on wheels, drinking at a bar while apparently doing something critical on your phone.

Look at that important businessman at the airport bar.

Nah he is just a regular guy flying to visit his mom, he just acts airportant.

by zinndl December 30, 2018

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Berlin Airport

Another term for "too many cooks".

Based on the intention of 3 different German Parliaments to realize a huge Building together, that would have made many of their people happy, because the could have travelled very easily, by plain.

They tried to make everything right, but spagetthied the whole thing up in the end and everyone is left unsatisfied.

Snapchat was so cool in the beginning, but now it's just a Berlin Airport.

by FLOWRENCE April 11, 2018

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Tennessee Airport layover

When a husband shaves all of his pubes in the shower, then gets his wife to come squeeze his balls while he Jerks off. (him still being in the shower). When ejaculation occurs, he then grabs her hand, blows a load in it, but then she lays it over on his face instantly, giving no time for the husband to react.

I hear people always bragging about how tennessee airport layovers help with facial aging

by FJB FKH November 6, 2022

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