Sandusky Squirmer

The act of shoving a pool noodle up your anus and having sand be dispensed into your colon until it pops like a balloon.

The Clown I hired for my child's party decided to perform a Sandusky Squirmer.

by Buhl Ache December 29, 2024

madeline sandusky

A furocious women that will bite your head off but fix you cookies at the same time. She likes to read men's health and rarely shaves her legs

I got a Madeline Sandusky last night and I don't know how I feel about it.

by Roy Chandler October 11, 2016

Sandusky Surprise

When someone leaves a giant shit in the toilet and closes the lid and doesn’t flush. When the next poor soul comes in to use the bathroom, they lift the lid and see the wonderful Sandusky Surprise

Yo, that bastard hit me again with another Sandusky Surprise, that’s twice already this week!

by Imeannn December 20, 2025

sandusky dill

The saltiest pickle you’ve ever had, causing a choke reaction. The pickle must be of at least spear size to achieve max choking effect.

You know what would make these burgers better? My husbands homemade Sandusky Dill!

by Rusty in Sandusky July 17, 2022

Sanduskying

Sexually assaulting someone in the shower

Colin was sanduskying his roommate.

by Ironquad January 25, 2022

Sanduskied

To be fucked over or taken advantage of without consent.

Someone stole my wallet. I’ve been sanduskied.

by WYOnow435 December 8, 2024

Kentucky Sandusky

Verb. Opposite of whiskey dick. To sexually obliterate someone while listening to Country & sipping on Whiskey.

After Stage Coach, I am not going to lie, that guy Kentucky Sandusky’d me a new one. But, Willie Nelson & Jack Daniels would approve.

by vitello_90 November 18, 2019