Verb. Opposite of whiskey dick. To sexually obliterate someone while listening to Country & sipping on Whiskey.
After Stage Coach, I am not going to lie, that guy Kentucky Sandusky’d me a new one. But, Willie Nelson & Jack Daniels would approve.
by vitello_90 November 19, 2019
by WYOnow435 December 08, 2024
when a guy embellishes or brags about the size of his dick only for you to find out you've been duped and he's hung like a peanut.
by wtrnghle March 05, 2022
A furocious women that will bite your head off but fix you cookies at the same time. She likes to read men's health and rarely shaves her legs
by Roy Chandler January 30, 2016
The saltiest pickle you’ve ever had, causing a choke reaction. The pickle must be of at least spear size to achieve max choking effect.
by Rusty in Sandusky July 18, 2022
by TL - Well November 10, 2011
The act of shoving a pool noodle up your anus and having sand be dispensed into your colon until it pops like a balloon.
by Buhl Ache December 30, 2024