baby pear

A very cute, beautiful, gorgeous, girl. Only which one can be given the title of "baby pear".
Valentina is a baby pear yay
by Brian232903940 July 13, 2007
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gone pear-shaped

When something potentially good has gone disastrously wrong. Similar to "taking a turn for the worst" or going "pete tong".
"It all went pear-shaped for England when that shavne headed fool stepped up for the first pen, innit".
by Andy Cooke June 28, 2004
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pear shaped

If you are to have a large evening that consists of consuming ridiculous amounts of either alcohol or illegal substances you are bound to end up pear shaped.When your mind and internal organs are not functioning as they should do,due to mind altering substance use, you are pear shaped.
"Gee whiz,last night was a fuckn corka!Tell ya what,I'm gonna be fuckn PEAR SHAPED tomorrow!!YEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
by Philthy Phil October 24, 2006
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Pear o' balls

The testicles. A pear(scrotum) of balls(testicles), also a pear(pair) of balls.
Damn, she kicked his pear o' balls!

You'd have to have a big pear o' balls to do this shit!

That porn actor has a big pear o' balls!
by Nobli May 27, 2023
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gone pear-shaped

When something has 'gone pear-shaped', it means something has gone wrong or not according to plan.
My barbeque has gone pear-shaped - nobody has bothered to turn up.
by Anne-Marie June 29, 2004
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Alabama Pear Tree

verb. to stick pointy objects in people's asshole in the dark
That Alabama Pear Tree really surpised me at the party.
by The Llama tickle January 07, 2012
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Pear-man-snail

One who spends their time promoting nightlife activities for days at a time in their habitat of a shell such as a front porch. They are extremely lethargic and leave their snail slime or messes behind in a trail, such as cigarette butts and expired food wrappers. They tend to take the shape of a ore-adolescent male body with a lazy eye and often slur their speech. The DNA make-up of this creature causes them to take upon a pear-shaped body. If one comes across this hybrid species in public, steer clear of their belligerent demeanor and excessive conversations.
Bob: who's that weird shaped lazy guy that is known all over Facebook and in the nightlife community?
Cindy: oh that's pear-man-snail!
by AlwaysTheTruth December 02, 2012
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