"Within two years of first kissing the crack pipe, Carla went from a high-priced call girl to a Times Square humpty dump before peddling her ass out on the street. Now, she dead."
by Twathenge April 10, 2006
The process of going out with an attractive girl, making her your girlfriend, making her fat and ugly, then breaking up with her. This probably needs to be done by a fairly attractive and rich man. To frump the girl, he would need to get them to eat more but workout less.
by MonkeyCum September 04, 2014
Subsequent to taking a relaxation dump I feel more prepared and can better focus on the task at hand.
by KJones December 13, 2007
Schrödinger's Dump. You take a shit that is so dense, it falls into the bend of the toilet where you can't see it. Then, you go to wipe and there's no butt residue. In the end, you're not sure weather you dumped at all. You are in a state of dump and non dumpage at the same time until observed. A truly fascinating experience, taking a quantum shit. From Reddit user Original_name18
by MortimerFuckbottom December 08, 2016
Slang term for a large defecation, usually a extinction level event. Clean up after this event usually involves incineration of all personal belongings, and change of identity.
by notbigbrad September 21, 2021
by Karl Last November 04, 2013
When a person has to slip away to text someone, with the excuse of going to the bathroom. This person obviously has to "text a dump".
A shorter conversation might alternatively be referred to as "texting a piss".
A shorter conversation might alternatively be referred to as "texting a piss".
by WarNPeace October 10, 2012