deuce deuce

The "feel good" shit you take the morning after a drunken bender (usually the 2nd shit that morning) that feels like you just shit everything out but in actuality you just opened the door for the next 17 shits you are going to take that day that will consist of pure butt piss!

Kirk: "Hey Matt, you okay? You were in the crapper for a while."

Matt: "You think that was bad, that was only the deuce deuce, I'll probably be in there all afternoon too!"

by Matt November 22, 2004

deuces

20-inch chrome rims. The 2 being the significan digit. Also known as deuce-zero's.

Jay-Z, "Girls, Girls, Girls whatever...":

I gonna scoop you in the coupe
Ridin on deuce-zeros

by J i m s t e r June 10, 2003

deuce

The second person on a line.

At the Alpha probate, Jerry was the deuce!

by girlchucked April 17, 2006

Deuce

A drunk driving charge, in California.

He got charged with a deuce but pled it down to a reckless.

by Cornholio October 19, 2003

deuce

1. v. to excrete (#2)
2. n. an excretion

1. dude, i totally got to go take a deuce

2. we got there, and there was this big deuce on the bench

by df_approved March 04, 2005

deuce deuce

deuce deuce is a way of saying "Peace"...hold up both hands (-_-)
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kinda like 2fingaz...just smoother.

"Ey yo, holla atcha boi"

"Deuce Deuce"

by Chuck Amatto September 15, 2006

Deuce

Deuce is a new slang word meaning too.

Man; I'm deuce too cool.

by lala March 06, 2005