Chinese Sandblaster

When you eat a lot of Chinese food and bend over, clench your ass cheeks and shit in your lovers face.

"You smell like shit and looks like you took sandpaper to your face."
"Naw man, my lady gave me a good old fashioned Chinese Sandblaster an hour ago."

by ThatRevlo September 12, 2017

chinese coke

The act of urinating in another persons beverage, usually a soda, as a practical joke.

Man my friend is irritating me, I think ill give him a chinese coke.

Confucius says:
Me chinese me play joke me put pp in your coke.

by Shwan Thomas January 2, 2009

chinese cut

letting someone cut you in line, then you cut them.

Your friend wants to cut you, so you let them, but you cut them and they are now behind you. This is a chinese cut.

by Raymoondo September 2, 2005

Chinese Kilt

When an individual is given head under the table cloth of a fancy Chinese restaurant. It has been given this name due to the fact that the table cloth resembles a kilt on the head receiver's lap.

Dude, she totally gave me a Chinese Kilt at Pf Chang's the other night.

by FabioForever June 11, 2010

Chinese Government

BULLSHIT it's the same thing

I don't know what did those fuckers done to the mainland china, but I know what it done to Taiwan.

Taiwan is not in WHO cause this shit gives a lot of money to WHO and claim Taiwan to agreed that Taiwan is a part of China.

There is a bunch of bad thing they done, but I'm just too mad and my English sucks so I can't type them all out.
btw, I'm from Taiwan! I'm Taiwanese!

me : what do you think about your government in China?
my Chinese classmate : Chinese Government is BULLSHIT, I can't say anything bad when I was in China, I finally could here (Australia})
me : *shocked* *happy* OH, I agreed you.

by 17 is me life is bullshit June 11, 2020

Chinese puppetry

This is the abbreviated term which accuses Democrats of being unduly influenced by the Chinese.

Joe has revived the art of Chinese puppetry!

by I, Wreckerrr May 18, 2021

Chinese tip

No matter how big or small the bill is you must tip 2 dollars.

I learned a new method of being a cheap fuck. It's called the Chinese tip.

by Eggrole October 20, 2021