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joel

joel is a nice and handsome guy that laughs like a supressor. He's fuckin quiet all the time. But behind all that silence he's gettin those bitches like russ the L's. Tons.
Girl: Who's that Joel ur talkin about?
Chad: Thats the hot hitter, guap getter who leaves the thots bitter.
Girl: Who?
Chad: The one that laughs like a supressor...
Girl: Oooooh I NEED TO MARRY HIM!
by ItsActuallyTayKeith January 5, 2019
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Joel

Joel is sexy and handsome boy who has hazel eyes. He is in highschool and everyone has a crush on him.
person 1: omg is that ur crush Joel?
person 2: yeah, I don’t have a chance with him because he’s a 100/10.
by idkwhattoputherelol0216 November 24, 2021
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Joel

Joel is a one of a kind, well performing Canadian slut. He can cook pretty well and is a fine addition to any man’s kitchen. He draws pretty well too, for all your hentai needs. In addition, he’s gay and his bussy is p o ppin g.
Person 1: I wish i could hire an escort.
Person 2: Why not hire a Joel. They’ Essentially Better.
by XXXGucci February 20, 2019
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Joel

A lovely bloke with big cock and balls and lots of money, sex machine with plenty in his tank to satisfy the needs of anyone who needs it.
Omg his penis is so large he must be a Joel
by oelybay eattiejay November 22, 2021
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Joel

A Joel has a mandingo and are tall. He's a pussy destroyer and are a sexy best.
Look at his d1ck. His name surely must be Joel.
by Mandingo111 May 13, 2020
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Joel

Joel is an absolute sick cunt with catchphrases such as I am stingin for a cone or Fuck, I'm gonna Do the hokey pokey.
Joel gets mad bitches and gives zero fucks.
Joel should have my babies.
by Skooooobs June 5, 2019
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Joel

Joel’s are by far one of the best people you can have in your life. He is dark skin with very curly hair. Not to mention he is most likely taller than you 5’8-6’. He is sweet, very goofy, loyal to the core, athletic, smart when he wants to be, and kind. At first he may not show his full self but once you get to know him and he trust you, that’s when you will see his goofy and crazy side. He is a great friend and boyfriend. Every girl will want him. He is also by far one of the most handsome boys you will ever meet. Has a muscular and fit body. A face that you would never want to stop looking at and eyes you never wanna stop starting into. He will treat you like a QUEEN and you are the only one that matters to him. He will always come to your rescue if you are not Okay and always be by your side no matter what. He will make sure that you know your pretty and boost your confidence cause he wants you to think good about yourself. If you have a Joel make sure you hold onto him cause he will be the best thing in your life.
Girl 1: who’s that boy over there? He’s cute

Girl 2: Ooo he is cute, what’s his name?

Me: His name is Joel and he’s mine girls, so back off
by Jatari July 3, 2022
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