bed gentleperson

Someone that you both sleep with and go on dates with, but it's very casual and definitely not going anywhere. Fills the space between a friend with benefits/bedpiece and someone you are dating. Can be gendered as needed to bed gentleman or gentlewomen.

Last night I went out to dinner and hooked up with my bed gentleperson, but I think I'm going to set him up with my friend tomorrow.

by Cauliflower49 August 30, 2015

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bed burrito

Person wrapped up in the blanket in bed. This forms a delicious hot meaty inside wrapped in a fluffy outer blanket, called a bed burrito.

As always she was complaining about the cold, so I wrapped her into a bed burrito before I left.

by weangel October 13, 2013

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Bed Drinking

While being so intoxicated and lazy you are unable to leave your bed before getting another beer. Often times friends have to bring you beer in order for the bed drinking to continue.

Boy in bed one: Buddy you've been bed drinking all day long.
Boy in bed two: I know man, this is the best birthday ever.

by bubblebuttboy May 28, 2011

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murphy bed

a built-in bed that folds up into the wall of a room.

Comedian: My first apartment was so small ...
Audience: How small was it?
Comedian: My first apartment was so small the mice had to have murphy beds.

by Figleaf23 August 24, 2007

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Bed Beer

It's the final beer you have in a night. This can be interpreted in two ways.

Literally, it's the beer you enjoy in bed right before you enter your sleep phase.

Figuratively, it's the one last beer before you decide to head home or hit the hay.

Dude 1: Dude, you hit it off pretty early last night.
Dude 2: Yeah man, I grabbed a beer and had a bed beer.
Dude 1: Nice, dude.

or

Dude 1: Dude, you've had like 20 beers tonight.
Dude 2: Don't sweat it, this is my bed beer, I'll be sleeping soon.
Dude 1: Nice, dude.

by Nicholas Richardo December 04, 2009

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