24/7/365/2012 

When something is happening ALL the time until the end of time(2012).

Girl 1: So how's your boyfriend doing?
Girl 2: He's getting kindof annoying. He wants to talk to me 24/7/365/2012.

24/7/365/2012 by OrangeBandit January 27, 2010

12/21/2012 

Apocalypse, the end of the final backturn in the Mayan calendar, resulting in the complete destruction of mankind.

X: What's today?
Y: December 20, 2012, why?
X: AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!! HOLY FUCKING SHIT WE"RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!! AAAGGGGHHHH!!!! TOMORROW'S 12/21/2012!!! APOLCALYPSE MOFO! CECIL BD AT URBANDICTIONARY SAID SO!!!

12/21/2012 by Cecil B. D. September 12, 2005

December 21, 2012 

The day the word was "going to end". Some kids at my school were not able to come to school because their parents were scared.

Well guess what folks we made it because today is DECEMBER 22 2012

Person: OH SHIT WE GON DIE DECEMBER 21, 2012
Dude: You are a fucktard TODAY IS THE 22 that means it didn't happen
Person: OHMYGOD NO CHRISTMAS!
Dude: You are retarded I just said it didn't happen which means #WESTILLHAVECHRISTMAS
Person: oh...
Dude: What a stupid person.

December 21, 2012 by TheDudeWhoIsntDumb December 22, 2012

bring back 2012 

The petition for Rovio to bring back classic Angry Birds games recently taken off the App Store

I still can't believe Angry Birds is gone, I just wish they could bring back 2012.

bring back 2012 by Autizmo_08 March 28, 2021

12/21/2012 

The day that some people think that the world will end. On this day people will have major freak outs while the smart people of the world are all out having fun while the world record of suicides is reached on then day of the phony apocalypse. If you believe in this then you are most likely a dumbass

John "Hey do you believe in 12/21/2012?

Matt "Fuck no you would have to be a dumbass to believe in that shit

12/21/2012 by The ruler of time December 18, 2010

December 22, 2012 

The day retards will commit suicide because they thought the world would end since an ass named Nostradamus said so over 3000 years ago. You have permission to go to Walmart and scream I told you so into the faces of children.

Mark: Hey Lloyd! Did you know the world is going to end tomorrow?
Lloyd: No, fuck that shit, me and Veronica are going to go to six flags.
Mark: The end is near, Lloyd! You'll be sorry!
----Tomorrow----

~Somewhere in an underground bunker~
Mark: T-they're wrong.I-I'll be the only one.
~Somewhere at Six Flags~
Lloyd: Hey Ronnie, the world didn't end, wanna make out?
Veronica: Sure Lloyd!
*They do so*
---- December 22, 2012 ----
Lloyd: Hey Ronnie,
Veronica: Huh Lloyd?
Lloyd: Wanna Shout I told you so into the faces of children?
Veronica: I'm up for it if you are!
~Later~
Mark Baxter was never seen again.

December 22, 2012 by ApocolypseNo January 13, 2013

USA 2012 Team 

The Olympic team for the 2012 London Olympic Games who have dominated and will continue dominating in the games.

The USA 2012 Team is ready to kick some foreign ass over the next week.

USA 2012 Team by goforthegoldteamusa!! August 3, 2012