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Echelon 2000

The Echelon 2000 was designed by AG to keep a constant flow of “Sexy text” (See Definition) to females of AG's choice. The system is automated and utilises AG's mobile phone address book to constantly 'poll' a list of phone numbers with sms messages. The system is set-up to favour AG's friends sisters and has the ability to 'hack' their mobiles if extra information about them is needed.
Scenario: Someone's sister has has split with their boyfriend

Result: Mobile phone will be sent a extra 10 messages per week in the hope of scoring.
The first year of the new millennium and the beginning of the 2000s.

Basically just the 1990s and the last good, stable year.
George Bush had no power yet, the Twin Towers were still standing, 2D graphics were still accepted, etc.
The Y2K problem was finally over and practically no computers crashed.
2000 is the year we thought that computers would crash but it didn't.
2000 by udusers1 July 18, 2010

grape 2000

I work at the grocery store and most black people have the same password for that family first card grape 2000
grape 2000 by bigdong06 January 6, 2015

Foottwister 2000 

The best footjob you will ever get. It's a double-foot, curve-toed, sloppy droppy combo 2000. Most people give this with white toes. Some might even say it's better than the gawk gawk 3000.
Dude, last night Amy gave me a foottwister 2000, I think I almost fell in love.
Foottwister 2000 by Magesty April 2, 2021

Early 2010s kids 

People born from 2007 - 2009 are early 2010s kids and they are the last birth years to grow up playing outside. people stop playing outside in 2015 - 2016
Early 2010s kids are the last generation to play outside
Early 2010s kids by Savagebarz April 3, 2020

early 2000's kids 

Like 90s kids, they actually know what a VHS is, and grew up with kids shows of the 90s and 2000s. Generally born between 1997 and 2002.
90s kids are all hipster nutcases, but at least early 2000's kids know what life was like before all these shite modern TV kid shows and why Nokia's are unbreakable.
early 2000's kids by tubendo November 5, 2015