May 22

National put laxidous in teachers coffee day.

On May 22 all of the teachers in North America got to go home early because of a severe case of diarrhea.

by Better Couple October 27, 2019

november 22

national stay home day

november 22 national stay home day

by fuck you. fuck you very much November 15, 2019

Feb 22

People born on feb 22 procrastinate. They wont do something until the last minute.

Teacher: "hey billy bob why did you turn in the assignment late"
Billy bob "you see ms. FettuccineAlfredo i was born on feb 22 its sorta my thing

by Ikea bed frame October 25, 2019

February 22

national get a new puppy

daughter : hey mom is February 22!
mom : ok sweetie i guess you can have a puppy

by joe cousin from alabama October 15, 2019

17/22

An anal swab test for Covid-19. Named after a tweet by Dr Zoe Hyde (labelled 17/22 in a thread) where she suggested anal swab tests to mitigate the virus in children.

Bro Zero Covid is off the rails, did you hear some of them want to 17/22 us weekly now?

by KebaFoxxo July 6, 2021

October 22

National Vibe check day

There is going to be mandatory vibe checks on October 22

by Herpesnothimpes October 21, 2019

F/A-22

A new fighter built by Lockheed Martin. The F/A-22 Raptor will be have an internal weapons bay and be able to reach the speed of sound without using after burners.

The F/A-22 will dominate the skys when released.

by Jefferson January 1, 2004