A freestyle rapper and amateur singer that needs to quit sounding like an innocent little boy band singer when in reality he’s the wickedest of them all.
Originally a college rapper and youtuber , this kid never imagined himself to become a rapper in the first place which is probably he always looks so confused and outta place when on stage......
J grimes is surprisingly not that bad a rapper since it’s apparent that he does have care for his craft and it shows too that he was meant to be a rockstar rather than a rapper however that doesn’t mean he can’t do both
J grimes is a white rapper who does everything at once; he’s LITERALLY wolverine in the flesh with the mind of a 12 yr old..
Though he’s been making music for years he’s still somewhat obscure as many sleep on him
J grimes: fuck y’all
Everybody else: .......
Originally a college rapper and youtuber , this kid never imagined himself to become a rapper in the first place which is probably he always looks so confused and outta place when on stage......
J grimes is surprisingly not that bad a rapper since it’s apparent that he does have care for his craft and it shows too that he was meant to be a rockstar rather than a rapper however that doesn’t mean he can’t do both
J grimes is a white rapper who does everything at once; he’s LITERALLY wolverine in the flesh with the mind of a 12 yr old..
Though he’s been making music for years he’s still somewhat obscure as many sleep on him
J grimes: fuck y’all
Everybody else: .......
J grimes: I can do whatever tf I want
Angels: hey ! Your gonna get punished for that
God: no no he’s right
J grimes: there was never a doubt in my mind ;)
Angels: hey ! Your gonna get punished for that
God: no no he’s right
J grimes: there was never a doubt in my mind ;)
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Get the Have you eaten rice yet? mug.an influential (albeit malevolent) Internet personality who’s shtick consists of provoking the public and offending the world on religion, politics, celebs and literally everything and shows zero remorse for it as nothing truly matters to J himself. Grimes is notorious for being brutally honest and being the Jack of all trades; no one like the sinful son himself
J Grimes truly is da wickedest 🤙
People hate to admit he’s right about everything, that celebrities are stuck up and that breaking morality is what gets you to the top aside from 1% luck, they like truth until you throw it in their face. J grimes is the rapper that teaches that rebellion is acceptable and that it’s in our nature and that famous people are just as shitty as the rest of us
J likes to corrupt things and juniorize them, like making parodies of songs and causing people to turn on one another cuz it’s fun, if there’s music and dancing then junior grimes is for sure to be nearby
J Grimes truly is da wickedest 🤙
People hate to admit he’s right about everything, that celebrities are stuck up and that breaking morality is what gets you to the top aside from 1% luck, they like truth until you throw it in their face. J grimes is the rapper that teaches that rebellion is acceptable and that it’s in our nature and that famous people are just as shitty as the rest of us
J likes to corrupt things and juniorize them, like making parodies of songs and causing people to turn on one another cuz it’s fun, if there’s music and dancing then junior grimes is for sure to be nearby
*people at synagogue enjoying ceremony*
J grimes: *shows up undetected*
J grimes: alright it’s showtime!
Jews: *suprised pikachu face*
J grimes: who wants pork chops? >:)
Jews: RUN! somebody stop him!
J Grimes: too late......
Everyone there: *panics and screams in agony*
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The illicit yet infamous J grimes is the ugly truth of humanity and the beautiful lie at the same time
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Teacher: alright class who here can name one of the worst dictators in history?
Student 1: uh adolf hitler?
Student 2: junior grimes?
Teacher: well, you didn’t have to go that far, looks like there’s no competition when it’s the infamous j grimes
Classroom: .....woaw
Student 1: oh yeah I forgot about him
Teacher: don’t mention his name, it’s forbidden
J grimes: duh! Who tf you think your referring to?
Students: *facepalm*
J grimes: *shows up undetected*
J grimes: alright it’s showtime!
Jews: *suprised pikachu face*
J grimes: who wants pork chops? >:)
Jews: RUN! somebody stop him!
J Grimes: too late......
Everyone there: *panics and screams in agony*
____
The illicit yet infamous J grimes is the ugly truth of humanity and the beautiful lie at the same time
____
Teacher: alright class who here can name one of the worst dictators in history?
Student 1: uh adolf hitler?
Student 2: junior grimes?
Teacher: well, you didn’t have to go that far, looks like there’s no competition when it’s the infamous j grimes
Classroom: .....woaw
Student 1: oh yeah I forgot about him
Teacher: don’t mention his name, it’s forbidden
J grimes: duh! Who tf you think your referring to?
Students: *facepalm*
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