mass cunting

The act when a group of friends in a bar simultaneously text the word "cunt " to an absent member of the group. The result is the absent person receives a large number of SMS messages at the same time. Usually the absent person is felt to have a poor reason not to be present

Richard did not come to the pub because he was meeting his mother in law , so after a few beers and smedders we decided a mass cunting was in order , leading to much amusement or embarrassment depending who you were

by The smedders wrestler July 25, 2018

Mass Blocking

when you are blocked by a large number of people at once.

dude 1: hey dude this is weird, all of my contacts appear offline.
dude 2: oh dude you were mass blocked!!.
dude 1: oh man i hate mass blocking!

by ICV May 27, 2009

Mass Avoidtion

When you really avoid someone because you're a fucking coward and can't face them. Usually with someone you have a crush on.

Scott was performing Mass Avoidtion on Caitlin because he was too scared to ask her out.

by Doomstadt February 25, 2012

Shitical Mass

That horrible moment when a shit is going to come out, whether you want it to or not.

"Dude... I've gotta run. Like, seriously. I've just reached shitical mass."

by Seven Day Mile May 12, 2015

mass recall

It's time to elucidate what peaceful town level civil rebellion is. Gather 500-1000 families and conduct mass recall of all sitting officials in your town. From there, ask county and state officials to step down. Needs to be locals in every town and simultaneous but it will work. @roadtoserfdom3 on Twitter

Man, I’m so sick of these corrupt ass eugenicist politicians trying to get me to go with Klaus Schwab’s bitch ass agenda! We need to MASS RECALL these bitch ass local politicians before it’s too late!

by RoadToSurfVille4 May 12, 2022

Mass Casualties

A hospital scenario where a massive amount of patients come in all at once--possibly more than can be handled.

This then leads to a triage that needs to be done where the doctors put patients into categories, who needs surgery immediately, who can wait, and who's most likely to die.

There was a bad accident today and the hospital got hit with mass casualties.

by OwenJoker February 6, 2010

mini mass

A mini version of the new popular by damaned of critical mass . Crititcal mass is a riding of fixed gear bikers who do not obey the law and ride like crazy monsters. In las vegas the gathering is held every last friday of the month .and in LA every friday

Person 1 : we should critical mass ?
Persons 2 : that was 2 fridays ago . But we can mini mass tommorow just me and you

by gokillyourself.NOW! June 9, 2009