Ant Tattooist

A term used to describe a pernickety individual, who comments on minuscule faults to feel a sense of purpose whilst providing no real contribution.

That consultant is a right ant tattooist. I swear he gets paid £50/hour to correct the odd spelling mistake.

by BingChilling1 March 29, 2023

ant eater vs. meerkat

pairing of intense opposition; usually the end result is the meerkat suffocating the ant eater by crawling inside the nostril of the ant eater and using the helpless ant eater's oxygen for itself and/or the ant eater decimating the meerkat via Left for Dead 2 "smoker-style"

Me- Hey, did you see the the game last night?

Person 2- No I was watching the discovery channel, it was a helluva match up.... ant eater vs. meerkat type of shit

by Owyse1 April 1, 2010

ant hill

Poo is released too ones vaginal area, then if fucked. Creating the vision of your average everyday ant hill(but made of poo, and a dick hole).

ayo, i ant hilled my cats eye.

by Winston April 16, 2006

ant girl

A pretty young girl with a too large forehead and big fetal alcohol syndrome eyes, resembling an ant.

Matt: Oh man, that ant girl is hot!
Ray: Yeah, I'll bet her pussy smells like a puppy's breath!

by uhclem May 12, 2010

Ant Records

An east coast record label, made up of teen's from 13- 19, grouping out of hyannis, cape cod, this label is one of the best undeground label in Ma.

When you mention the best bring up "Ant Records"

by UrbanEditor May 15, 2005

ant crap

Small Stuff, some times exaggerated into appearing to be more than what it is. Trivial minutia which appears relevant but later is determined to be ant crap. Details.
Sort of related to ant, being small.
Related to Piss ant as an example of ant crap.

"Just saw the news. More ant crap"

It's friday night ant cr@p time.

by AntWonka December 24, 2008

Ant Job

A job in which the work to profit ratio is about 1:50

Jeff's got a real ant job - he gets paid shitloads of money for sitting in his house, browsing the internet a few hours a week and finding a few hits his bosses are interested in.

by Narz August 7, 2010