Goober

The space between a man’s penis and anus, sometimes covered with hair and is soft

Example: “My goober is Itchy because of the combined power of my ball sweat and shit stuck and tangled in my pubes”

by Themanofsupremeknowledge69 May 4, 2020

Goober

It is a USB Drive which is a shortened version of USB, which is a shortened version of Universal Serial Bus
First used by Peter B. Parker but used many other Spider-Men.

It can refer to a "USB key, Override key, Bypass key, Virus key, Who cares key i can never remember"

1)Hey, do you have that goober for the school assignment?
2)What the hell is a goober???

by meth bitch June 14, 2023

Goober

Someone who is usually stupid, does not ever get an inside joke you made three minutes ago, and everyone thinks they are just super annoying.

Man, ever since Bailey started coming to this school, she has been such a goober lately.

by memekong February 22, 2017

goober

A republican who is clueless of the facts but repeats Republican’s party rhetoric verbatim

The Goober keeps on repeating what he hears on TV

by JonesBobby June 22, 2016

goober

Originating in Scotland, it was first coined as by relation of describing a member of the Church clan.

"She's quite the goober."

by Jason Lamb February 2, 2008

goober

Ok, so, there's this guy who is a big sweetheart and cracks me up. I used to think the world of him. Later, I found out he's just as confused as the rest of us. But, I still think the world of him.

I'm actually the goober, because I still think the world of him. A goober: A girl who can't change her mind about somebody, just because he's changed his mind about the world.

by Shellers December 28, 2005

goober

Codeword for the pig-latinized version of the word, said when the subject of the comment is around and you don't want to offend them.

Dude 1: Did you see Dude 3's shorts?
Dude 2: Yep, goober shorts.
Dude 3: What's up Dude 1 and Dude 2?

by Not My Real Name, I Swear September 11, 2009