Fuckle me Duckles

A crass response to being pleasantly surprised by an outcome you did not foresee happening.
Well fuckle me duckles, I did not see that movie pulling off the surprise twist with that actor.
by LabrnMystic December 05, 2018
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chuckle my fuckle

to 'chuckle my fuckle' means to say something is really cool
it can also be meant in a sexual content
oh chuckle my fuckle and call me jimmy, you did not just say that!

or

he really chuckled my fuckle last night when we got up to naughty stuff!
by cactusbitch August 20, 2008
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Fuckle doodle doo

Fuckle doodle doo is the sexual act of waking someone up by either fucking them or shoving ones dick into their partners mouth. For a woman fuckle doodle doo is waking a male up with a blowjob or by sitting on their face suffocating them with their pussy.
Yesterday I was woken up with a fuckle doodle doo.
by The holy prince. Dinklewit April 18, 2020
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cunt-berry fuckle-muffin

A group of cunt berries covered with semen and vaginal secretions that are stuck together to look like a glazed muffin.
I was going to eat the ole lady's snatch this morning, but it looked like a cunt-berry fuckle-muffin
by ex_lax70 March 23, 2016
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holy fuckles its knuckles

*Karen walks into the room*
George: holy fuckles its knuckles
by kraiden December 09, 2017
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A Crowe toast fuckle

Where a man shoves toast in to another mans ear and rubs his japseye until orgasm.
Oi Duncan stop being cheeky or you’ll get a Crowe toast fuckle
by Chilner December 22, 2020
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holy fuckles its knuckles

the best phrase a human could use
what if you wanted to go to heaven, but god said
"holy fuckles its knuckles"
by September 14, 2020
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