doot doot bear

cute
fluffy
sometimes aggressive

DOOT DOOT BEAR DONT CHEW ON THE CURTAINS

by dotdotthetatertot May 2, 2018

Doot

Example 1: When you can't spell the word "door"

Example 2: An exclamation of pain

Example 1's situation: Don't you know how to close a doot?

Example 2's situation: DOOT! I JUST STUBBED MY FUCKING TOE

by That dude we all hate July 28, 2020

doot

A sound you can make after something exciting, confusing, etc.

Hannah: Dang, the message sent as a text... Doot.

by Joseph McDougall May 2, 2020

doot

a nipple, in a cutesey sense.

*pokes nipple* doot

by yoinkus bloinkus April 18, 2024

doot-ta-do

Someone who drives slow in the fast lane.

There’s been such an increase in people who drive at their own leisure in the fast lane, I had to give them a name.

Move over, doot-ta-do, this isn’t your personal driveway!
Sorry I’m late, there was a doot-ta-do hogging the left lane.

by jgoddess3 August 27, 2025

Doot

Internet-slang for the sound a trumpet - or more broadly, wind instruments in general- makes.
compare: honk

Man, this song has some tough doots

by God-of-Toasters May 12, 2019

Doot

Another name for a cat

the doot is on his doot condo.
Go change the doot box.
The couch is full of doot hair.

by Logolight November 18, 2017