Zacking Off

1. Using a male pop star to wank off to.

2. Wanking it to Zac Effron.

Austin watched 17 Again and starting Zacking Off.

by TheIronLeaf August 21, 2009

zukiner

a long vegetable that posesses the physical qualities of a male penis, wrapped in a clear plastic/latex covering, used in the art of masturbation.

*loud fucking noises (orgasmic sounds)*
papa joe: whats that?
betty: er...a cucumber??
papa joe: WTF! u crazy bitch!
betty: let me introduce my friend the cucumber...ur just not good enough...im gonna zukiner..u can watch though... :)
papa joe: OK then, u shove that cucumber up ur pussy. and im gonna find me some REAL PuSSi!

by papa joe January 10, 2005

Zuckit

To be censored by Facebook or any other social media platform.

I don't agree with that person's post. I'm going to report it so FB will Zuckit.

by 8lb10ozBabyJay June 5, 2020

zacking off

Rage quitting a video game to go masturbate.

Fuck off, I'm going zacking off. You guys are bitches

by edp445cupcake August 22, 2023

qt.zunkinss

qt.zunkinss is a tiktok fanpage. They are a fanpage of Charli D'Amelio and Zoe Laverne.
They have over 2k followers and 13k+ likes in total.

qt.zunkinss is a tiktok fanpage. They are a fanpage of Charli D'Amelio and Zoe Laverne.
They have over 2k followers and 13k+ likes in total.

by Urban. dictionary June 3, 2021

zacking off

Zacking off is the act of masturbating in the shower using kiddy porn downloaded to an ipod or any other mobile video device. The device is usually placed in a ziplock bag to avoid water damage and being contaminated with bodily fluids.

Lee: Why does Zack always bring his phone with him to the shower?

Danny: Yea, I'm curious too since he takes 45 minutes to take a shower.

Lee: you think he's jacking off in there?

Danny: His name is Zack not Jack dumby.

Lee: I meant do you think he's zacking off in there?

Danny: haha yea i keep hearing weird moans coming from the bathroom and when he comes out he has the look of satisfactied on his face. He needs to wipe that smirk off.

by 6fingas December 25, 2009

Welsh Zuccini

When a man and a woman are fornicating and the man sticks a zuccini up her bum. He cuts off the other half, puts it in his mouth, and sticks it in the frontal region. While eating her out she has to shoot both of them out simultaneously, and try to get one half back into his mouth. For this to be a proper 'Welsh Zuccini' the man, or woman, must be of Welsh origin.

"Dude my wife got a double Welsh Zuccini in my mouth last night!"

by Australian Zebra May 24, 2009