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zoloft

Sertraline hydrochloride; used to treat depression, panic disorder, bipolar disorder, ect, by stablizing a person's levels of serotonin. Most people gain weight when they have been on this drug.
Zoloft can help many people out of a rut.
by Pink Jesus April 16, 2006
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A drug I take to keep me from going into a violent rage of verbal and physical abuse. Works pretty well because I haven't gotten into anything major recently. But know if I forget to take this shit you better watch out because if you push me a little you are going to going to wish to god you didn't.
I forgot to take my zoloft today and I yelled at the teacher and got into a fight with three other kids.

I took my zoloft and I feel fine.

I didn't take my zoloft today and someone made fun of me and punched them in the face.
by crazyboy281 February 27, 2010
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A commonly prescribed anti-depressant medication that has the unfortunate side effect of turning users into zombies. If you take Zoloft and have noticed any of the following symptoms DISCONTINUE USE IMMEDIATELY and contact your doctor:

An obsession with brains, a lack of brain function, a lack of emotions, an increased desire to eat unusual foods, a bizarre urge to rip open people's skulls and consume their brains, a sudden change in appearance where you begin to look hideous and monster-like, or any other symptom you find unpleasant.

These could be signs the Zoloft is turning you into a zombie. Discontinuing taking the medication usually reverses this side effect, provided your psychiatrist can advise you to stop taking the drug before you de-brain him.
Ever since I started taking Zoloft I have found human brains to be positively delicious!
by Rellik Uzi September 18, 2010
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Probably the most dangerous antidepressant out there. It's like the Xanax of antidepressants. You literally feel nothing on this drug and are easily irritable and irritated. Sometimes you want to become a psychopath on it, and have thoughts to hurt people or yourself. Some gangsters in the hood and corrupt cops take it with Xanax, whenever there is a gang/turf war and such, so they push it to the limit and don't feel any fear.

It is basically Psychiatric fraud and poison; soma for the masses. See: Brave New World But, big pharma don't want the common man mindless herd to know this. lol
Eric Harris of Columbine High School was a nice kid before he was prescribed Zoloft after becoming freshman at age 15, by his parents to ward off depression. Then Harris became a mental case with his bullying and went on a rampage with his friend, Dylan Klebold.
by Charmouche September 11, 2016
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A medicine used to treat insanity...the following quote was said by Mike Tyson in an interview on ABC TV...
"That Zoloft stuff right? I take that to keep me from killin y'all."
by Tony Montana April 24, 2004
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Zolofto

A gay faggot who made Evocity, has a criminal record for DUI and Felony police evasion. Dumb cunt won't release Evocity 3. Killslick is his gay lover.
"That Zolofto guy sold my kid weed"
by Nig3r31223 April 1, 2019
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Zorlothed

To buy out a ludicrous amount of a certain card. I.e. 20,000 cards from a set with millions of packs printed.
First: I'm very sorry for the terribly sparse raw market. As stupid as it sounds, I'm largely responsible. Over the past 1.5 years, I've been putting together raw mint master sets of the first 10 EX Series sets, I'm afraid I have zorlothed the cards in my doing so.
by young schmeatster May 27, 2021
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