Zooked

crazy

Donald trump is zooked

by Jahmali May 29, 2019

zooker

Someone who always does fucked shit and always gets fucked up at social events. In other words, they're fucked

"Matt, settle down you zooker!"
"If you're not down here in 5 minuets im gonna zook you!"

by thunderslap_69 October 20, 2018

zonken

the one who quits drinking on the julesup first

Viktor has däckat he is zonken this year

by eggebeast December 19, 2020

Zooben

Zooben is like cruising, but faster and a smooth car, plus you look fly.

I be Zooben down the street in my Tesla.

by Russian Mickey August 15, 2021

zooked

Whenever someone is so high on drugs that they cannot function and become incompetent. Typically after the consumption of heavy drugs. Zooked can turn into a lifestyle if not properly assessed and controlled.

Typical night in a zooked life:

*Q wakes up in the middle of the night frantically*
Q: I must order cinnastix right now
Me: WHAT? Are you zooked? it's 2 am
Q: No no I order now.

*Seamless accepts order. Domino's calls to cancel order.*
Q: OMG THEY'RE ZOOKING ME. Q passes out while writing complaint to Seamless.

by MSGR3Y January 4, 2019

zooker

Verb. Suddenly disappearing from a social event (ie: party) with no notice or explanation. A zooker is usually performed late at night after ingesting too much alcohol or other mind altering substance. Term orginated in Central New Jersey area.

As in "Where did Mary go? She must have pulled a Zooker." Or "Hey guys. Sorry I pulled a Zooker last night. I had to get out of there."

by jenbro March 9, 2009

ZooKeepers

A group of individuals united to expose the true nature of the babwa.

Yo mate, you’re the Zoo Keeper innit?
Who, me? Nah.
You’re the only one that knew about the pink GameBoys, it must be you.

"ZooKeepers"

by Zoo Keeper June 23, 2008