In order to perform the Zookeeper's caress:
Pack a fat dip (the fatter the better the sensation, ask any caress recipient)
Wheel a broad (hopefully a '92) with the dip in
Visit the southern hemisphere
Use your fat dip lip to diddle her skittle
Zookeeper tips:
-if you pack the dip in your bottom lip you can use it to 69 the 92
-the more grotesque, face deformingly huge the dip you pack is = the manlier you will appear = the classier (and in all likelihood hotter) the broad you will grease
-snus is acceptable; however, since it smells like toothpaste this is like playing on easy mode
-get creative, the entire chaw doesn't have to remain in your mouth through the entirety of the maneuver
Pack a fat dip (the fatter the better the sensation, ask any caress recipient)
Wheel a broad (hopefully a '92) with the dip in
Visit the southern hemisphere
Use your fat dip lip to diddle her skittle
Zookeeper tips:
-if you pack the dip in your bottom lip you can use it to 69 the 92
-the more grotesque, face deformingly huge the dip you pack is = the manlier you will appear = the classier (and in all likelihood hotter) the broad you will grease
-snus is acceptable; however, since it smells like toothpaste this is like playing on easy mode
-get creative, the entire chaw doesn't have to remain in your mouth through the entirety of the maneuver
aw man last union night Freddy packed a mad dip and performed the zookeeper's caress on some '92 in the girls bathroom
by a zookeeper September 27, 2010
Used by guys to somewhat secretly discuss the amount of good looking chicks as apposed to ugly chicks at a party.
When the chicks are good:
Mr X: "Mate, whats the zookeeper status?"
Mr Y: "He is very much alert, its going to be a good night.
When the chicks are bad:
Mr X: "Zookeeper status?"
Mr Y: "He's drunk, all the animals are here"
Or any statement to those effects.
Mr X: "Mate, whats the zookeeper status?"
Mr Y: "He is very much alert, its going to be a good night.
When the chicks are bad:
Mr X: "Zookeeper status?"
Mr Y: "He's drunk, all the animals are here"
Or any statement to those effects.
by Lewis Hawkins August 23, 2008
by Monkswell September 30, 2022
Phrase said as response when someone says something ridiculously pointless and lame that no one could possibly ever give a shit about.
Man 1: I wish Nickelback would come to Tuscon on their tour!
Man 2: I could be a zookeeper, but I'm not...
Man 2: I could be a zookeeper, but I'm not...
by Ditno September 26, 2011
Taking a cannabis edible and a xanax during the high to "contain the edible" and reduce the probable anxiety from the amount of THC in the edible
by dr. obnox January 14, 2022
If this is a simulation, zookeepers are the agents in the matrix. They keep you in a cage, complacent with the scraps you're given, deterring you from discovering your true self.
by Darwin800 August 07, 2024
Zookeepers are people with low intelligence who usually suffer from Notable examples are people who laugh hysterically at terrible comedies, people who shop for cars "by payment," Millennial women who make Evangelical TikToks, and Gen X women who give out unsolicited and dangerous medical advice on FaceBook. In general, they exhibit the Dunning Kruger effect with their words and actions. They are typically overweight and dress in ironic t-shirts that say things like "Blessed" along with flip-flops. They usually have young children who scream on airplanes and can only be silenced with McDonald's fries. They typically sell MLM products until their friends and family have stopped talking to them. The term is derived from an episode of the popular web series Half in the Bag featuring the movie The Zookeeper. In this episode, the types of people who enjoy terrible cookie-cutter low-brow comedies are described. One example from The Zookeeper is when Kevin James's character takes a man in a gorilla suit and when the gorilla sees the sign, he says, "Shuuuut... uuuuup" and the audience howls with laughter "because they've heard of TGI Friday's." These individuals lack so much awareness of themselves and what they witness that they laugh at product placements.
"How was the new Minions movie last night?"
"It was OK but it was hard to enjoy because the BO and breath of the people around me were intolerable. They also screamed every time they saw a Minion, so they screamed every 10 seconds for 90 minutes straight."
"Well, Minions fans are some of the biggest Zookeepers around. There's not much you can do but avoid them if you have the choice."
"It was OK but it was hard to enjoy because the BO and breath of the people around me were intolerable. They also screamed every time they saw a Minion, so they screamed every 10 seconds for 90 minutes straight."
"Well, Minions fans are some of the biggest Zookeepers around. There's not much you can do but avoid them if you have the choice."
by johnnemo March 30, 2024