Zookeeper status

Used by guys to somewhat secretly discuss the amount of good looking chicks as apposed to ugly chicks at a party.

When the chicks are good:

Mr X: "Mate, whats the zookeeper status?"

Mr Y: "He is very much alert, its going to be a good night.

When the chicks are bad:

Mr X: "Zookeeper status?"

Mr Y: "He's drunk, all the animals are here"

Or any statement to those effects.

by Lewis Hawkins October 16, 2008

zookeeper's bucket

A mish-mash of similar items some of higher quality than others

"It was a bit of a zookeeper's bucket of a set from Zverev" - tennis commentator Mark Petchey

by Monkswell September 30, 2022

Cincinnati Zookeeper

A person who shoots a rare and majestic animal in the face with their spunk after letting someone with an extreme case of diarrhea sit on their face leaving a perfect imprint of a butthole in shit on their neck.

Harambe: Gross! Some dude just shot bucksnot on me!

Kevin James: Yea! I just got you with the Cincinnati Zookeeper! Now give me a hot lunch!!

by Sexy sexualizer September 18, 2016

I could be a zookeeper, but I'm not...

Phrase said as response when someone says something ridiculously pointless and lame that no one could possibly ever give a shit about.

Man 1: I wish Nickelback would come to Tuscon on their tour!
Man 2: I could be a zookeeper, but I'm not...

by Ditno September 26, 2011

dirty zookeeper

Putting shit on a girls breast, then fucking them until you cum. Mix together and eat with animal crackers

She always wanted a dirty zookeeper

by Datdirtyzk May 1, 2018

Zimbabwe Zookeeper

The Zimbabwe Zookeeper is the method of inhaling a water pipe/ bong with aggressive short bursts. This is essentially the same as smoking a cigarette with puffs only you repeat the process until the bowl is empty before you exhale. This method was invented by GyammonFast.

"Theres no way he is going to Zimbabwe Zookeeper that bowl"," This man knows how to perform a Zimbabwe Zookeeper".

by GyammonFast December 9, 2019

zookeepers delight

the act of being double penetrated by two different species of animals, preferably in a zoo

i went to the zoo yesterday with my dog to find a partner to have a zookeepers delight

by curious goerge's keeper February 21, 2011