zonkey 

nickname for David, also known as debra

"shut up toy stupid-ass Zonkey"

zonkey by Megan February 6, 2005

Zonkey 

A mix between a donkey and a zebra

At the zoo: “Awww look the cute zonkey!”
Zoo keeper: “What’s that?”
You: “THE MF ZONKEY”

Zonkey by anonymous March 9, 2021

Zonkey 

An animal that is half donkey and half zebra. (Its called a zonkey, not a zeedonk.) The word zonkey can also be used as an insult or a compliment to a person.

"Omg you are such a fucking zonkey."
"You are my #1 zonkey"
"Yooo look, it's a wild zonkey"

Zonkey by IAmMentallyStable November 4, 2022

Zonkey 

a zesty monkey

Guy 1: HOLY SHIT YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A ZONKEY RIGHT NOW

Zonkey by HedgehogGaming December 30, 2022

Zonkey Appreciation Day 

Zonkey Appreciation Day is on the 5th of November every year until the earth explodes. On this day we honour the zonkeys that have all died due to the zonkey hate groups.

'Happy Zonkey Appreciation Day'
"Happy Zonkey Appreciation Day to you too"
'I love zonkeys'
"Me too"

Zonkey Appreciation Day by IAmMentallyStable November 4, 2022

Zinkey 

Someone who stinks or hasn't shaved in a long time

Guy 1: Did you see Nick in that photo?
Guy 2: It looked like he hadn't shaved in a year
Guy 1: Zinkey

Zinkey by E-Hookah February 28, 2014

Zonked 

being completely exhausted

God damn, I'm hella zonked from that party last night

Zonked by ayypasstheblunt May 23, 2016