Zonkey

A zombie donky hybrid.

zombie falls in love with a donkey they have a baby. the baby a zonkey.

by Cookie Duuude December 17, 2009

Zonkey

a zesty monkey

Guy 1: HOLY SHIT YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A ZONKEY RIGHT NOW

by HedgehogGaming December 30, 2022

Zonkey Appreciation Day

Zonkey Appreciation Day is on the 5th of November every year until the earth explodes. On this day we honour the zonkeys that have all died due to the zonkey hate groups.

'Happy Zonkey Appreciation Day'
"Happy Zonkey Appreciation Day to you too"
'I love zonkeys'
"Me too"

by IAmMentallyStable November 4, 2022

Zonkey

A mix between a donkey and a zebra

At the zoo: “Awww look the cute zonkey!”
Zoo keeper: “What’s that?”
You: “THE MF ZONKEY”

by anonymous March 9, 2021

Zonkey

An animal that is half donkey and half zebra. (Its called a zonkey, not a zeedonk.) The word zonkey can also be used as an insult or a compliment to a person.

"Omg you are such a fucking zonkey."
"You are my #1 zonkey"
"Yooo look, it's a wild zonkey"

by IAmMentallyStable November 4, 2022