jizzaster

When something goes bad during sex.

Cum to fast - jizzaster
Penetrate the anus, instead of vagina - jizzaster
If you don't cum - jizzaster
If you get busted - jizzaster

by peterminator February 22, 2011

Jizzaster

The voluntary or involuntary dissemination of seminal fluid upon an unwitting or non consenting individuals person or property.

Dale-Becky told me about your little jizzaster on ma sofa cushion"

Derek- "When in doubt pull out, mon frere!"

by McLovin's Uncle November 5, 2018

Fizzaster

When you run out of prosecco

We are out of prosecco and the shop is shut. What a fizzaster

by Ginandchips June 7, 2020

pizzasterisk

in the universe of my father this term meant "the other" the "undesireable." soon to find out however, was the astinian republic, pizzasterisk was the most powerful weapon. with the power of thousands of suns, pizzasterisk spread, and soon the multiverse was fragmented.

"pizzasterisk"
"asterisk pizza!!"

by Expellfar June 20, 2022

rizzaster

A person with rizz so bad it’s a disaster

Example : Bros a rizzaster

by 2braincellAden March 1, 2023

Catagory 5 Natural Rizzaster

An adjective used to describe the pure lack of skill in the rizzanomics department.

TD;DR: Women repellant

Person 1: Omfg, did you see Damir?

Person 2: Yeah, he tried to pick up Jayden right?
Person 1: Mmmmhmm. That whole scenario was a Catagory 5 Natural Rizzaster!

by Shocktospecter April 22, 2023

Natural rizzaster

When a person is bad at rizzing up others natural rizzaster is when you are smiling too akwardly and bad at talking to girls.

Tosheto:hi girl you like me Goshko : This is 2.0 Natural Rizzaster

by Cupcakebackpack March 31, 2023