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ziptard

One who has significant difficulty opening or closing resealable plastic bags.
The unfortunate ziptard struggled with the ziplock baggie of shredded cheese before handing it to her spouse.
by knuckledragger September 11, 2009
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Ztard

Short for Zombie-tard.

1. sheeple, retard, "average joe", stupid person, fool
2. braindead person who still manages to eat, shit and sleep
What a Ztard, can't think for himself and mindlessly follows the mob
by Übermaan July 22, 2014
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Ztard

portmanteau of Z (Za Armii, a Russian pro-war slogan) and retard

Ztards are a group of people who support the war in Ukr- I mean "special military operation", watch pro-Russian news sources like RT, Sputnik etc. without any diversity in their news intake and idolize Vladimir Putin to the point its literal worship.

Ztards can be found under the comment sections of videos and posts related to the war in Ukrai- "special military operation". Under those comment sections they spam "Slava Rosii ZZZZ" or use whataboutisms like "What about Yemen?", "What about Palestine?" etc. without using real arguments, thus justifying the invasion

If you dare disagree with them, they will call you names ranging from "Nazi", "Russophobe", "American bootlicker" and denounce any slightly pro-Ukrainian news source as "western propaganda"

Keep in mind, not all those who disagree with the narrative are ztards, if they back their claims with arguments and do not call you names when you disagree with them, they are fine
Some guy reading the news: "My God, those children dying in Ukraine is horrible!"
Ztard:"Akshually, those aren't children, those are neo-Nazis who are hiding behind children. Russia tries its best to minimize civilian casualties. It would be a different story if it was Yemen. Gosh, you're such a Russophobe!"
by YourLocalKgbAgent September 5, 2022
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Ztard

Ztard or Z-tard is anyone who supports Putin era russian war crimes especially the invasion of Ukraine.

A Z tard will blindly believe everyone else is a fascist unless they're pro Putin, since all the Z tard knows is that Ukraine has a neonazi problem called Svoboda and the Azov front, while completely forgetting that Russia is as much of a fascist continent as the standard fascist county would be. But they don't realize because they're white trash aka basic straight white males with very little general culture.
Igor is a Ztard. His real name is Nick and speaks broken English with stereotypical Russian accent. Whenever Russia kills a Western vehicle or trooper he screams Zeeee etat zeee chto on western fashist svinyi uzhe skazaty!
by Ape Warrior October 3, 2023
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ziotard

A Zionist who has their head so far up their ass that they are unable to reason beyond the constraints of their IDF-supplied Hasbara script.
Hey Danny, can you help me respond to some of these comments on my post? All of a sudden I have like 20 ziotards commenting and I can't keep up.
by mrmane2000 December 13, 2023
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