A “Ziontologist” is the Jewish equivalent of a Scientologist and characterizes those individuals who use their phony religious status to manufacture news and distort facts by manipulating language through the practice of Jewry and Kabbalah. “Ziontology” embodies everything that is bad about Judaism.
Sarah Silverman isn't a religious Jew; she's an arrogant Ziontologist who uses her Jewish status and network to troll non-jews for her own sick amusement, where do you think she gets all her comedic material?
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Often, is confused about decision that he has made or is getting ready to make.
Looses once in a life time opportunities because of fear he'll upset a other being that is important to him. His love life is at a complete holt after making a mistake which will only cause more stress in his life, he sha'll soon realize that the signifagant other was a blessing not a lesson. He often is involved with sports and a lot of other physical activities. He enjoys music, and is charming to the mind, and easy on the eye.
Often, is confused about decision that he has made or is getting ready to make.
Looses once in a life time opportunities because of fear he'll upset a other being that is important to him. His love life is at a complete holt after making a mistake which will only cause more stress in his life, he sha'll soon realize that the signifagant other was a blessing not a lesson. He often is involved with sports and a lot of other physical activities. He enjoys music, and is charming to the mind, and easy on the eye.
Hey, did you see that new kid Ziontray? He's a hottie.
That fucking Ziontray always getting into something
That fucking Ziontray always getting into something
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With no Zintels in this world there would be no sun, no reason to get up, get yourself a Zintel.
Warning, these characteristics only apply if it Zintel is in the last name, these characteristics are exemplified when it is also in a name with 2 past names.
With no Zintels in this world there would be no sun, no reason to get up, get yourself a Zintel.
Warning, these characteristics only apply if it Zintel is in the last name, these characteristics are exemplified when it is also in a name with 2 past names.
Real girl #1: God Jack Mohan-ZINTEL made me cum so good last night.
Real girl#2: Hey can’t my boyfriend be more like Jack Mohan-Zintel, he’s so hot.
Real girl#3: Just have sex with Jack Mohan-Zintel, your boyfriend will understand.
Real girl#2: Hey can’t my boyfriend be more like Jack Mohan-Zintel, he’s so hot.
Real girl#3: Just have sex with Jack Mohan-Zintel, your boyfriend will understand.
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And most importantly she and Buchi are meant to be.
Nickname is usually multicolored(change color when expressing different emotions)
And most importantly she and Buchi are meant to be.
Nickname is usually multicolored(change color when expressing different emotions)
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