Social Media Influencer

A jobless shithead who testifies his joblessness by means of shitty posts and ideas to brainwash other dumbfucks into believing his futile shit.

My younger brother lost his job 5 years back. These days he calls himself a Social Media Influencer.

by Call Me Daddy2307 August 13, 2018

Influencer

A prominent figure on a social media platform whom generally exchanges financial instruments or special benefits for endorsements; Influencers are not averse to blackmailing, threatening, and denouncing businesses should their demands be met with resistance.

See also: Freeloader, Attention Whore, Blackmail, Threats, Denouncement, Entitled, Spoiled, Unethical Behavior, Occupations for Middle School Dropouts with GPAs Below 2, Trash, Whore, Trash Whore.

Example

Person 1: So are you up to these days?

Person 2: Well I'm officially an influencer with 50,000 followers on Instagram.

Person 1: Have you ever thought of seeking professional help?

by Jackwerks01 April 9, 2020

social media influencer

A photogenic THOT taking selfies while being used by corporate sponsors to sell you stupid shit you don't need because people have become immune to normal commercials. They are typically followed by SIMPS who think if they like her pictures and comment enough or send her more money that she will notice him and fall in love with him. In secret she hates these men and mocks them to her chad boyfriend. They are too self absorbed to have kids of their own. When they die no one typically cares for longer than it takes to read the article.

I THINK THAT SHE'S A SOCIAL MEDIA INFLUENCER ON INSTAGRAM.

by Seta-San December 1, 2020

Binfluencer

Someone who puts the bins out in alignment with what kind of bin is going to be collected that week and helps the whole street put the right bin out.

“Went to put the bins out but don’t know whether it’s recycling or green waste because the Binfluencer ain’t binfluenced yet”

by 88%thatbish April 5, 2022

Influencer

Usually the worst type of people you can meet: narcissistic, preach how others should live their lives, and only became famous on the internet because they happened to be born with an appearance which is considered "conventionally attractive" by most of society.

See also: unemployed

Me: Hi, what do you do for a living?

Influencer: I'm a social media influencer

Me: There's a jobcentre as soon as you turn right at the top of the road.

by imakedefinitions21 April 25, 2023

Influencer

A feckless cunt.

Jessica thinks she provides useful fashion advice, but she's just another one of those social media influencers.

by N.R. April 7, 2021

influencer

Useless people on social media (usually instagram) who can't find real jobs. All they know how to do is take pictures while posing and expect to leech stuff off of companies in exchange for "endorsement". Some gain followers from horny men by posting pictures in bikinis. They have no talent and will be screwed once the culture dies out.

I'm an instagram influencer. I have over 200k followers?
Wow you really are a useless bitch aren't you?

by tiredanddead May 15, 2020