Zillownaire

Someone who sells their house during the red hot housing market to people lurking on Zillow waiting to pounce on any house, at any price and cashes in big.

Jon cashed out big selling his house online during the red hot housing market and became a Zillownaire.

by Bam9Bam May 3, 2021

Zillow porn

When search Zillow and fantasize about homes you will never be able to afford.

I caught Jeremy looking at Zillow porn again, poor guy will never be able to afford a home like that.

by Hamper Hunter September 2, 2022

zitowned

From Zito, Barry: To get shelled mercilessly; to lose without fail after convincing many that you were unbeatable.

Also, the act of convincing someone that you are worth a significant investment of time and/or money when you are not.

The Phillies' bullpen got zitowned last night - 6 runs in the 9th.

Did you see the contract the Falcons gave Harrington? They got zitowned.

by drewjk1979 April 30, 2008

Zillowboarding

The practice of listing one's home for sale at the ridiculously high price provided by an online property valuation service that frequently grossly overvalues real estate, surfing for an unsuspecting buyer.

I told that Realtor if they can find someone stupid enough to pay me my Zestimate, that I would be crazy not to take their money. Besides, zillowboarding doesn't cost me anything, so why not.

by dwnj1y2n5 December 9, 2018

zillowing

To browse Zillow.com despite a lack of any serious likelihood of a home purchase.

To daydream about alternative lifestyles.

I was bored last night. So I was zillowing for several hours.

by anonymous November 19, 2020

zilong

style name of Zhao Yun, a warrior from the Three Kindoms

by Yukira Tsurama June 24, 2003

Zillowed

When you spend a lot of time browsing the app Zillow for houses and apartments you can’t afford

What did you do this weekend?
I zillowed a lot

by hattiehateshats June 21, 2019