Zillow

To be wildly inaccurate.

I'm going to jail because my accountant went all zillow on my taxes and screwed me over.

by REguy101 November 13, 2012

Zillow

Ancient scandanavian term for big ole booty...

She put her zillow on my nuts
She is a twerk zillow
You see her across the street with that zillow

by KCCHI October 12, 2017

Zillow

The act of jerking off to someone’s house on zillow.com

I heard Kort was zillowing last night

by prod viable April 16, 2024

Zillow

When you fall asleep with a Zyn still in your mouth and drool the remaining nicotine juice onto your pillow

I passed out last night with my 6mg Zyn still in my mouth and woke up with a yellow ass Zillow

by big___dog September 20, 2025

Zillow porn

When search Zillow and fantasize about homes you will never be able to afford.

I caught Jeremy looking at Zillow porn again, poor guy will never be able to afford a home like that.

by Hamper Hunter September 2, 2022

Zillow-xiety

When you get really anxious and overwhelmed from looking at too much Zillow porn.

Stems from being broke and wanting to move out of your parents house so bad, you search Zillow for hours when you should be working, learning or bathing or doing other daily life activities.

I spent hours scrolling through Zillow at work, and I went into a dissociative episode after a surge of Zillow-xiety hit me.

by Armageddon Bride March 1, 2023

zillow rich

A real estate agent or lender who buys internet buyer leads and runs them around blindly hoping they will buy a house so that they can pay their bills.

Karen closed 3 purchase deals with buyers she got from Zillow and she proceeded to buy a Louis Vuitton purse, tacos and got caught up on her rent, she is Zillow Rich this month!

by PhilyfanD$ July 26, 2024