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Hetero Hymen
The Herero Hymen, not to be confused with the infamous Bussy, is not an actual body part but rather a social construct. Unlike other genders, once a cis-hetero man even lightly experiments with homosexuality he is by societies standards no longer straight. It doesn’t matter how much liquor or MDMA is consumed before engaging in homosexual acts, once the hetero hymen is opened there is no going back (unless it took place in prison of course).
Did you hear Matt made out with David at a bar last weekend? His hetero hymen is definitely busted now. I guess his dreams of running as a Republican congressman are forever over.
Hetero Hymen by big___dog August 6, 2026