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zigzag shit war

The act of which two people throw human feces at each other while either drunk or enraged enough to participate in a zigzag shit war.
Dad: hey you just stepped on my lawn!
Neighbor: hey fuck you, i dont give a shit about your lawn!
Dad: oh so you dont give a shit, how about i give it for you!
*Rips Off Cargos And Squats With Hand Underneath*
*Flings Shit Towards Neighbor*
*Neighbor Retaliates With Shit*
Behold, the zigzag shit war
by xXiiSyn April 14, 2014
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Zigzagphobia

Having a strong fear for anything with a zig-zag pattern.
This is often paired with a phobia of raccoons.

People diagnosed with Zigzagphobia often avoid tall grass patches in case they encounter raccoons with a zig-zag pattern. Also known as 'Zigzagoon'.

The counterpart of 'Zigzagphobia' is 'Zigzagphilia'.
In which case the person is heavily obsessed with Zigzagoons, sometimes seeming like a possession.
Zigzagphobia gives a feeling like a strong sensation of fear while looking at zig-zag patterned raccoons.
by Eli407 March 19, 2014
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zig zig

Verb: the way you drive when your instructor is yelling at you
My instructor was yelling at me , I panicked and drove zig zig
by mureen October 6, 2020
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zigazig ah

contrived by the space girls in the late 90's, culturally believed to mean "Orgasm" as the following lyrics imply.

"Slam your body down and wind it all around
Slam your body down zigazig ah"

"So here's a story from A to Z, you wanna get with me
you gotta listen carefully,
We got Em in the place who likes it in your face,
we got G like MC who likes it on an
Easy V (umm hello people, easy V?) doesn't come for free, she's a real lady,
and as for me..ah you'll see,
Slam your body down and wind it all around
Slam your body down and wind it all around"
"mark, i really wanna, i wanna"

"jessica, tell me what you want!!"

"i dont know, i guess i really wanna zigazig ah"

"what the crap?!"

"JUST START LICKING!!!!!"
by wrath_of_khan September 5, 2011
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zigzagoon

A Pokémon typically used as an HM slave and generally looked down upon/forgotten by the larger Pokémon fandom.
Seriously? Zigzagoon? Evolve that thing so it doesn’t hold your team down...
by Moyaimoyai August 24, 2019
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ZigZagZoomer

A person whose legs travel so incredibly fast that no mortal may stride alongside them.
Oliver: Austin is a ZigZagZoomer!!!
Ian: I know right, I can never keep up with him.
by WordBringer October 2, 2019
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zigzaggy

An object or person which has zig zags.
That line is awfully zigzaggy
by barbarabuchandyke April 16, 2009
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