by YOURLOCALSIMP August 08, 2021
Zhongli, Morax, Xiangsheng or the Geo archon.
The Archon with the Fattest and Thickest ass Ever, ass so thick he can obliterate the whole existence of Liyue with that damn ass. Childe is one lucky man he can work with the Almighty Morax, Zhongli is also one fine man and quite a Gentleman.
The Archon with the Fattest and Thickest ass Ever, ass so thick he can obliterate the whole existence of Liyue with that damn ass. Childe is one lucky man he can work with the Almighty Morax, Zhongli is also one fine man and quite a Gentleman.
by annialmaoo August 22, 2021
Zhongli has a nice ass. And if you think about it, in the au where he's a history teacher and Xiao is his son, technically in that au he is in fact a hot history teacher dilf
by yourfavoritechink May 10, 2021
A suspiciously god-like funeral parlor consultant with the thickest, juiciest, meatiest ass any broke gacha gamer has ever seen in their entire life. Every time he so much as moves an inch his cheeks clap so loud that it summons earthquakes and puts ancient gods to their brutal demise. Upon using his elemental skill he summons a dangerously phallic looking 80-inch rock that makes enemies cream in their pants the second they get hit by it.
by Pikleztoastycrumptez02 December 30, 2021
legend says that whenever his ass cheeks clap its largeness releases a supersonic wave resulting in major shaking and earthquakes. celestia acknowledged his skill and crowned him as geo archon.
childe: zhongli's ass can help him get a massive amount of mora *throws a million mora at zhongli's ass as the said ass bounces upon impact*
by big dong schlong zhong January 04, 2022
Zhongli "In terms of mora, we have no mora."
Me: DON'T WORRY ZHONGLI, I CAN PAY THE BILLS WAP YOU CAN HIT ME WITH YOUR ULT ANY DAY! 🤪🤪🤪😘😘😘😍😍😍😫😫😫😀😀😀😳😳😳😳🥴🥴🥴🥴😏😏😏😏
Me: DON'T WORRY ZHONGLI, I CAN PAY THE BILLS WAP YOU CAN HIT ME WITH YOUR ULT ANY DAY! 🤪🤪🤪😘😘😘😍😍😍😫😫😫😀😀😀😳😳😳😳🥴🥴🥴🥴😏😏😏😏
by Non Ignorant Human (I Think) July 23, 2021
A Genshin Impact character. He's 1.85m (6'1") tall, he has dark brown hair that fades to orange at the end and amber eyes. He lives in the capital city of the (in-game) nation of Liyue, where he works in a funeral parlor and wanders around, presumably drinking tea and sharing his oddly extensive knowledge on Liyue history. His only outfit (as of January 2022) is a complex suit in brown tones with many golden details.
He's popularly known between fans of the game for:
a. Being canonically poor
b. Talking about osmanthus wine
c. Being (subjectively) hot
d. Frequently interacting with Tartaglia, another Genshin Impact character
f. (story spoilers)
He's popularly known between fans of the game for:
a. Being canonically poor
b. Talking about osmanthus wine
c. Being (subjectively) hot
d. Frequently interacting with Tartaglia, another Genshin Impact character
f. (story spoilers)
Person A: "Zhongli is my favorite Genshin Impact character. He has a relaxing voice and he's very kind and smart. He's the ideal man."
Person B: "Yeah, but he's very old and he's poor."
Person A: "Idc I still like him."
Person B: "Yeah, but he's very old and he's poor."
Person A: "Idc I still like him."
by thecqcumber January 29, 2022